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Stuff, things and more stuff & things.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

[dragontatoes]

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

[peregrineggsandham]

What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

[jjuunniiee]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pugnose_shiner The Pugnose Shiner. Better brush up on my fish info lmao.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[captainkwerk]

Wow!

[elephantwildlife]

You can get the shirt HERE!

[beardedmrbean]

[a-book-of-creatures]

He had weapons of math instruction

[bisexualwario]

[mrsluellabateswashingtonjones]

Vending machine at the eeby deeby

[senshilegionnaire]

end me

[charlesoberonn]

[a-trex]

every tumblr post is basically us going FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Americans be eating cheesed burgers

[posallys]

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

[southbreak]

100% this.

[datasoong47]

[gas-station-dick-pill-deactivat]

question to all girls

[gas-station-dick-pill-deactivat]

where tf do you put your titters when you go to sleep

[anarchocunt]

In the titter drawer, you neanderthal.

[gas-station-dick-pill-deactivat]

ok namaste

[tiktaalic]

one of my beloved friends (very autism) was in.. not denial but ignorance sounds mean. but that abt themself last time you brought up the raads r test so i sent it to the gc (full of autism) and they were like psh. fake test no one could get below 100. they know now but i think about it so much

The thing is. When you take the autism test. And you see your score is in the 100 to 160 range. You think. Oh this is probably the middle? Middle autism. Tinge of autism. Your relatives calling you bright but shy autism. Just a whiff of autism. And then you see the score ranges. And you go. This test is lying to me there is absolutely no way the majority of people score under 65. The 65 number is such a low cutoff and so many of these experiences are clearly universal a score under 65 is something they made up in a lab. People who score under 65 are obviously scoring just under that mark from 59 to 64 and they’re also obviously lying or purposely misrepresenting their experiences as less severe than they are. And then you find out there are real people who get a 20 or 30 or 7 on it. And you go. Ah

[murphysletsdraw]

Here’s a link if people wanna take the test

[jjuunniiee]

33, oop, lol.

[sevenmoreminutes]

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair

[girl-debord]

[mochacoffee]

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[mochacoffee]

the reviews are in

[funnytwittertweets]

[withironhands]

Avengers (1963) #5

[starkexpos]

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

[beardedmrbean]

[jjuunniiee]

OH FUCK YOU