luna/evan

luna/evan - 18 - any/all pronouns

[jjxo7]

love the boston team seeing how excitable and cute ilya is and being surprised over it and in early boston years stuff realising he's actually just a kid

seeing him get so excited over animals, seeing him stop in the street and babytalk a dog and pet its little ears

seeing him play with babies and kids after thinking he doesnt like kids or being wary of him around them but hes actually so good with them and all the team kids love him

seeing him go to costco or american supermarkets for the first time and be amazed by all the weird items they have and how different it is to in russia

[jjxo7]

i hope shane also goes to therapy in unrivaled he needs it

[shanyshko]

is now the right time to talk about 15 years post long game j.j is divorced and childless and retired coasting on investments and goes to some charity gala boston is throwing. and there he meets sasha, who is svetlana's scantily dressed date, because ilya never comes to these things anymore. and you know, j.j has always been with women, but there's something about the way that sasha is moving around the room like a predator cat, the way he laughs when j.j put his hand on the small of his back... and anyway, they become the absolute nightmare of the gay hockey world. the worst representation possible. they're doing so much cocaine.

[jjxo7]

shane hollander and ilya rozanov are both the most husband to ever husband

[jjxo7]

neither shane nor ilya has long shower/care routines theyre athletes they often shower multiple times a day they dont have time for that shit

[jjxo7]

shane and ilya are both losers theyre so incredibly down bad they r both so pathetic and theyre so desperate for eachother

[jjxo7]

shane discovers raw feeding once him and ilya live together and starts making anya intricate little meals in cute slow feeders

[jjxo7]

i think we should all feminise ilya rozanov a little more

[jjxo7]

ilya rozanov fucks so hard with little babies in bear onesies

[mutinsfromthemoon]

i’m really annoyed with fanfics that shane is anything but a hockey player and ilya is still a hockey player. that kills me so bad. it’s somehow so homophobic like? ilya doesn’t even like hockey like shane does but cus shane is the bottom he has to be a little princess. like? fuck off

if shane is not a hockey player so does ilya. all alternative universes that one of them is not a hockey player that has to be ilya

i got so annoyed with the tag hockey player ilya and random shane that i just drop. it has to be a really good fanfic for me to just keeping reading but often it’s not they just does shane bad

[jjxo7]

i love shane going to boston fics so much i feel like hes such a little cutie in his boston bears 😖😖😓😓 hes a baby

[stopbeingapoo]

i agree and i raise you: shane going to new york and getting a whole crew of other gay/queer friends who all support him

[jjxo7]

YES i really love new york tooo !! lol its also one of my faves, i just like shane being happy lowkey. i just like him getting out the metros early tbh or making the mets more supportive that can be super funny too

[jjxo7]

i love shane going to boston fics so much i feel like hes such a little cutie in his boston bears 😖😖😓😓 hes a baby

[jjxo7]

luca haas deserves to be a controversially young boyfriend

[jjxo7]

UGH me too @pastainhismouth its sunken into me, i love luca haas too, my cutiepie

UGH yes hes so obsessed and loves watching them and they notice and torment him with it, and hes going crazy and he has a half chub 50% of the time when hes around them @rozanovshane

hehe i just found this one so funny i love u @irresponsibility101

no offence to people who like sex toy of shane and ilya luca haas but i really hate this one 😭😭😭 idk if its because hes my little baby and i want him to be loved and cherished or if its because i catch feelings really easily and i like projecting onto my silly little boys or just because i feel like shane and ilya fell in love during a fwb type situation why wouldnt they fall in love with cutie luca haas, especially because i feel like a lot of the interpretations of luca haas feel like hes a mix of the two of them !!? yesss (i cant @ them bc i havent verified my acc yet 😭😭 can someone please do it for me)

CALL CLIFF MARLOW PLEASE !! need him to love luca haas NOW !! @haroldtea

UGH yes please hes just 3 apples tall he needs it, maybe i love it so much because im heavily projecting on him @pollutionfair

ugh yeah i really love it sooo much !! @worldswcollide

lol did this because i keep wanting to respond to peoples tags and realised i could !!

[moonbooked]

I feel like baby Draco bit Barty during a Death Eater meeting or something (Barty probably provoked him) and Barty’s just had beef with him since

[jjxo7]

luca haas deserves to be a controversially young boyfriend

[marswrites11120]

I love how my most popular post recently is about moonrosestarkiller. Like I love Moonwater I also love rosestarkiller but why not all together? Regulus has enough holes for the three to fuck.

[samo-lyuba]

Regulus + Stars = My favourite conception