when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

shark vs the universe

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we're not kids anymore.
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Xuebing Du

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time
applying for new job:
Goddess such a mooood
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
The Humboldt university Berlin ist about to have their archaeology department closed down. Here is the link to the campaign to protest that, if anyone wants to take a look:
https://weact.campact.de/petitions/schliessung-des-instituts-fur-archaologie-an-der-hu-berlin?source=rec-wa&utm_medium=recommendation&utm_source=rec-wa&share=dd65d3ef-b73e-438e-9dff-5e37287cc1b1
Wait this is literally a bomb ass drawing of that one post,,,
This one
I love it it’s perfect
My cat can open her jaw wider than I can open mine.
In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.
men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers
when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time
I can behave normally around books
I can be trusted in bookstores and libraries and you should take me to those locations
EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got
People think hell can afford TWO roads? In this economy? You're taking the Good Intentions Highway both directions, mate.
i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
Female birds with confusing names.
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