Haven't thought of a good title yet.

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[bedupolker]

Scary Movie

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[nextlevelsmp3]

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[beardedmrbean]

one of those things you have to record so people don't think you're lying when you tell them about it

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[markv5]

[throathole]

[pankendev]

heckin her doggostyle with my wholesome chonker

[cryptotheism]

Tumblrs little celebrity interview things would do so much better if every other one was like "we found a waste management guy named Mike, ask him questions!"

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[over-sleep]

[loki-cat2]

today i learned fish can be dicks

[runwithskizzers]

i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it

[ostolero]

[retroactivebakeries]

#q: how is that possible?#a: i dunno i didn’t do it

[maxknightley]

applying to jobs if it was good