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Date someone who calls you Big Tony, even when life has you feeling like Little Tony

HEY THERE DELILAH is such a weird song like even if i haven’t heard it in years every time i hear it it has this weird effect on me like i’m mesmerized by it and i feel like crying and i get this intense feelinh in my chest and I DONT KNOW WHY I was like in 6th grade when this song was a thing how could i possibly relate to it why does it hit me so hard

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

crystalsoulslayer

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

6qubed

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

floozys-deactivated20180908

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

pochacco

the concept of our teenage years having to be the “best years of our lives” is so toxic lmfao? especially for people who grew up with mental illness that caused a lot of stagnancy in those years…it just blows my mind that some people will really try to convince younger people that this small portion of their lives should be the best rather than encouraging them to see life as years and years of opportunity

vanish

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Good scenario: I do something weird, no one is around to see

Bad scenario: I do something kinda weird, someone is around and sees

Worst scenario: an ant was just crawling on the crotch of my shorts and I said “sorry pal, you gotta buy me dinner first” and flicked it off and then immediately realized a middle aged lady was next to me and definitely heard and saw the whole thing

weavemama

They can flip off this country all they want considering the fact it was theirs first.

journalistpeterparker-deactivat

Isn’t Mt. Rushmore sacred to native peoples? Kinda fucked up we put their killers faces on it

weavemama

Yes. Before the sculptures were built, the land was sacredly owned by indigenous tribes. In 1980, the land was illegally taken away from them by the supreme court. Not to mention, one of the main people who manufactured the sculptures was literally apart of the KKK… So yeah.. they are more than welcome to flip off these so called “masterpieces”

itsalburton

Really telling when the racists can’t even identify races right

and i applied for a ton of summer jobs and haven't heard anything back. its great when you have an interview and they say they will call you no matter what and they dont... like thanks a lot i didnt already feel like complete shit. i had a job and a bf but of course nothing is good enough and i want a different life waht the fuck

#even a quick email saying im not good enough would be appreciated

broke up with my boyfriend of two years because i wanted to see other people... went on a date with someone new that i rlly like after oly 6 days and now im oversharing about my mental illness and probably scaring him away gr8

#also i cried for like 2 hrs last night

I only go on tumblr when im sad i hate this and im listening to city and colour.. i also only do that when im sad. shit

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patdsnaps

AP posters, April 2017

jmegirly

HEY THERE DELILAH is such a weird song like even if i haven’t heard it in years every time i hear it it has this weird effect on me like i’m mesmerized by it and i feel like crying and i get this intense feelinh in my chest and I DONT KNOW WHY I was like in 6th grade when this song was a thing how could i possibly relate to it why does it hit me so hard