I can see Tropicana in your eyes.

Everyone's been doing emails.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

[dogposts]

All dogs in the shelter were allowed to choose a toy as a Christmas present (volume warning)

[mutant-what-not]

[semperidem227]

Xで見つかりました

@SpacedZaddy

[dailyquests]

Decrease the Increase.

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

Find out whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft.

[judgejudyofficial]

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[horce-divorce]

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[therisingking]

pspsps heeeeeere faggot psps

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[memewhore]

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[other-orchid]

this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice

[wonderwall]

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

[teaboot]

Yeah it was probably the wings

[black-nata]

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

[sacred-portal]

[maturebeefformick]

[stevienick]