I can see Tropicana in your eyes.

Everyone's been doing emails.

[sourearth]

ive befriended a seagull family that lives on my roof and one of them is the sweetest little lad and the other one is a creature of malice and hatred

[sourearth]

i drew them

[luniary]

fruit emoji

[officialboredom]

[thememedaddy]

[love-for-boys]

[moemugiban]

lets hope the next male epidemic is "washing hands after using the bathroom"

[lagodilot]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

[notgaybuckybarnes]

EVAN MULROONEY Tires 3.11 "Let's Just See"

[pourleshommes-blog]

[theconcealedweapon]

"But what if Donald Trump came out as a transgender woman? That would create a paradox for you leftists, because you wouldn't be able to criticize him anymore."

Actually, I know exactly how I'd respond to Donald Trump coming out as a transgender woman.

Instead of wanting to piss on his grave, I'd want to piss on her grave. It's really not that complicated.

[knivesandteeth]

We know exactly what would happen cause its what happened with Caitlin Jenner

[afroesoteric]

Me

[naamahdarling]

"This painting fucked so severely I got knocked up." Relatable sentiment.

[bigandhuskyfellows]

took it off

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[oender]

[partyintheusanus]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

[pachurz]

Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

[sandycohen420]

[tenderheartedbrat]