Niederman

[peekingboo]

[casualphoenix]

THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

[study-hard-be-evil-loki]

reblogging to fuck with someone else. 

[dinkyrattlesnake]

I thought my phone fucked up

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SITE BROKE AGAIN

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

What the fuck

[rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-dea]

Bruh STAAAHHPP

[hashtagloveloses]

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

[ruinedchildhood]

[golfgalaxy]

it smells like upiwanttofuckyou in here

[slavery]

what’s upiwanttofuckyou

[golfgalaxy]

its a pretty particular smell that comes from young cactus flowers. it helps me go to sleep sometimes tbh

[slavery]

Cool. Wannna have sex?

[golfgalaxy]

yes

[ginge-r]

mother. friggin’. space. man. x

[songsforedith]

Stop making me feel so tiny

[love]

Nature’s Reflection by Icy & Sot

[sparkel-dog]

[smorgasboredom1]

Cate Blanchett pops Adderall and tries on hats for three hours in this instant Disney classic! 

[karawra]

she also gets a robot hand that shoots lasers

[roseystims]

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

[roseystims]

[lemon-hancers-deactivated202212]

[faeriegrotto]

[bitter-as-wormwood-13]

well NOW I can’t see anything else

[thekwikemart]

[meanplastic]

Idk why I’m hurt but I am.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

[toastbutteregg]

i find this extremely funny

when in truth these skaters would be laughing at me cause im sitting here wasting away while eating cookies and milk

[its-isabela]

“Drake.”

“What?”

“Where’s the Tumblr app?”

[skygenders]

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

[skygenders]

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

[skygenders]

LMAO

[skygenders]

[badsciencejokes]

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

[mrdudeguybromanmale-deactivated]

Only a fraction of you will understand this.

[not-kaiva]

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]