Joan's Secret Place

The cruel moments are but a chapter of your epic life.

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[rattanwhip]

What's in a name

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[cock-holliday]

[ot3]

they're letting ave mujica open for evanesence ? what a beautiful world we live in

[ot3]

i keep laughing at this. complete bandori cultural victory i guess.

[thesexyceleb]

[yamada-ryo]

[orbiculare-deactivated20240630]

Office Lizard

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[ltsophia]

Help a Disabled Trans Women Eat During an Awful Time

So I've been unable to work recently due to a new unidentified issue that's been making my pass out during my job, it's caused me to fall two times in the middle of my shifts over the last two weeks, and miss several other shifts due to passing out on breaks or at home on days I was going to work.

I work on my feet in a kitchen, and during my last fall I hit my head on a table as I fell, and needed a CT scan. I have been in and out of the hospital and every test has come back inconclusive.

I'm not currently able to support myself due to all the missed days at work, and could really use some help until I can figure this out

Whether you could spare $5 or $50, anything helps

Paypal: transgirlgoku

CashApp: $Tranarchy

[merrydapachi]

I am an uninsured trans woman staring down unexpected medical charges! After losing my job I've been unable to afford much and need some help with both my obligatory bills and groceries. I have until the 11th of next month. Thanks to your help before, I safely made it to a new home, but while I'm working hard to secure support from financial aid programs, I still need a little more. Please share if you can't give, and anything you can is deeply deeply appreciated!

p.pal: @dapachi30 https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/dapachi30

$0 / $410

[wallisninety-six]

Today’s Sunday.

[sixshotstothedome-deactivated20]

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

[eebie]

Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout

[orca-iguana]

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

[woolieshubris]

(FDA source)

microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)

on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.

just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol

[orca-iguana]

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

[woolieshubris]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

fully expected 40k notes ngl

[woolieshubris]

[sexygaywizard]

Moodboard for when the friend group gets together to cook

[orca-iguana]

Wild to see this on my dash over a year later. Quick update on the aforementioned microwave it did get a whole burned through it but that was not due to this. Long story short don't leave your university experiments of how plasma can be formed at low temps with proper ionization setups plugged in underneath your microwave during a storm.

[woolieshubris]

GIRL??????? I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED????

[orca-iguana]

I DID I DIDNT PUT ANYTHING METAL IN THE MICROWAVE. JUST ON THE STOVE UNDER IT.

[woolieshubris]

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING SCIENCE DXPERIMENTS ON THE STOVE??????

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

leave your experiments unattended. this is how we discovered penicillin!!

[woolieshubris]

GIRL ORCA LEFT THE EXPERIMENT UNATTENDED AND MELTED A HOLE THROUGH HER MICROWAVE. ARE U IMPLYING THAT MICROWAVE WAS A PETRI DISH AND THE MELTED HOLE IS A LIVE SAVING FUNGUS?????

[orca-iguana]

It proved its infact entirely possible to make plasma hot enough to separate water into hydrogen and oxygen (far cooler than the burning point of my microwave) using 12V and <0.1 amps of electricity at room temp so I'd say close enough!

[woolieshubris]

how can you do all of this while also leaving it on the stove . please I'm begging why is ur knowledge base made out of swiss cheese 😭😭🙏

[orca-iguana]

WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA PUT IT. ON THE FLOOR WITH THE CATS? ON MY WOODEN DESK???

[woolieshubris]

I DONT KNOW MAYBE IN A GARAGE??? OR NOT PLUGGED IN??????? OR IN A LAB????????????

[orca-iguana]

Okay the lab comment is fair I should have left it at uni but they don't have locks and I didn't want it to get stolen :(

[woolieshubris]

you don't want it to get stolen but risking a house fire is fine???? 😭😭

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: acagcaattatgtatttattattcgatcatttatacaataaatAccagaccatcaacgccacatcattaaaatgacatttatcagcaagatgtttctaccaaTcATatatgatatatcagGttttatttcttgatggttgttcttaaaatcattatcatgtatgtttatatttgtttattaacaatttattggatcagatGTGTATTATGTATCATTTTAAGCCTTTatatttccGCATTTATTATATGCAAGTATCAAATATTAAGGttactttaaatgtaatattgagactatgtcagaactctattacgcaataagtttaggggaatcAGATTTTTCATTAAGAAGTGGAAatactaattattttacatatttgtttatttgtttga

Closest match: Galleria mellonella genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Greater Wax Moth

(image source)

[cute-catts]

[joanrisu]

Kotatsus are so comfy, I really recommend em if you got heating issues or need a way to get people to gather in a common space during the winter.

[pokefan1241]

hitting and smacking you moodboard

[pokefan1241]

happy smacking you saturday !!

[pokefan1241]

smacking you saturday free dlc

[shinynx]

Naner video

[shinynx]

I showed them what u said and they shed a single tear each