Prepare yourself for crippling anxiety and me- (cough) me- (coug

(Portugal is best country and if you disagree with me you are wrong)

[miridai]

Y'ALL, I DON’T FUCKING TOLERATE RACISM. DO NOT USE THE N SLUR, OR ANY OTHER RACIST SLUR, IN ASKS THAT YOU SEND TO ME.

[joaopauloportela]

Nigga

[snow-fury-deactivated20170226]

“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”

“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”

“I bet he enjoyed it-“

“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”

“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“

“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

GIVE THIS MORE NOTES AND GIVE IT MORE NOTES RIGHT NOW

[labdean]

THIS NEEDS ATTENTION

[games-frontier]

Overwatch Link

Source

[ficfanstrikecommander-blog]

@xavirne

Well, this is a curious one. What do you think?

[joaopauloportela]

Please do . I need this in my life .

[ask-soriel]

Toriel: “Snail” is a common name that is applied most often to land snails, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name “snail” is also applied to most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled shell that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into~ When the word “snail” is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land snails but also thousands of species of sea snails and freshwater snails! Occasionally a few other molluscs that are not actually gastropods, such as the Monoplacophora, which superficially resemble small limpets, may also informally be referred to as “snails”. Snail-like animals that naturally lack a shell, or have only an internal shell, are mostly called slugs, and land snails that have only a very small shell, that they cannot retract into, are often called semi-slugs. Snails can be found in a very wide range of environments, including ditches, deserts, and the abyssal depths of the sea! Although land snails may be more familiar to people, marine snails constitute the majority of snail species, and have much greater diversity and a greater biomass. Numerous kinds of snail can also be found in fresh water. Most snails have thousands of microscopic tooth-like structures located on a ribbon-like tongue called a radula… The radula works like a file, ripping food into small pieces~! Many snails are herbivorous, eating plants or rasping algae from surfaces with their radulae, though a few land species and many marine species are omnivores or predatory carnivores.

Toriel: Hee hee~ Aren’t they just fantastic?

[joaopauloportela]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SOOOO CUUUUUUIUUUTE .

[amostheartman]

I was on team mayo, and I can attest to the fact that there were plenty of high level ketchup players fighting us

Wish I could say the same.

If I had gotten the chance to face off more that 5 times then I would have probably seen that as well. 

All I know is what I experienced, and truthfully it was pretty crummy fighting my own team for 97% of splatfest and only winning 2 of the 5 matches for the remaing 3% due to a disjointed team level.

But hey, what can you do? what’s done is done. :\

now if you’ll excuse me…

[joaopauloportela]

In that gif . The girl must be the female version of filthy frank .

[arcussilva]

I love her

[joaopauloportela]

And that's hentai 4 people .

[americanairliines-deactivated20]

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

[nonimaginaryfriend]

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

[themc4s]

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

[zeebardbaird]

Im sobbing.

[mommakankri]

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

[plintoon-reblogs]

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

Enjoy!

[mommakankri]

DEAD

[oldfrax]

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

[exvnir]

I love it ;3;

[shiintan]

[joaopauloportela]

Who is she and from what anime ?

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate those really vivid dreams that you’re still emotionally attached to after you wake up. You’re stuck, feeling for something that technically doesn’t exist.

[joaopauloportela]

Wow . That was....deep .

[joaopauloportela]

Like the only NSFW users that aren’t “blocked” by tumblr are the yiff people . So if you want to fap but want to do it while on tumblr,……..Well turn yourself into a furry cause that’s the easiest way without having to go google and typeing the name of the user .

[browsedankmemes]

They grow up so fast via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2tI3wGM

[joaopauloportela]

The fuck happened ? I never seen such a stale meme in my life . The fuck happened to you ? Are you ok ?

[joaopauloportela]

So this get’s tons and tons of likes but when the time comes for me to post something, or it’s incredibly unfunny or just down right stupid .

[joaopauloportela]

Confira João Paulo (@Sky_killer_man):

[saria121]

My cat gets worried about me when I sing in the shower.

[joaopauloportela]

I CAN'T THAT MUCH CUTENESS !!!! *dies when the video ends .

[lexusthecat]

They love each other! But I don’t know about the paw in Lexus face? Doesn’t look very comfortable.

[joaopauloportela]

So cute !

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

tatlısınız valla

[joaopauloportela]

Omg !!! Why so CUTEEEEE !!!