“That’s a tragedy if I ever heard one,” next morning, Jakob would meet Joaquim with homemade poppy seed rolls. “Only if you take me to Brazil in return,” his parents might have liked traveling around back when he was younger, ever since they had moved here, trips abroad consisted in visiting family in Spain and Germany, which, quite frankly was not quite as exciting as he would have wanted it to be. His family was not exactly his crowd. His siblings aside, he found them harder to tolerate every time they went back. “An abandoned building for an HQ? That’s not suspicious at all,” he rolled his eyes. If you were gonna be discreet, you ought to meet somewhere crowded. Jakob would have put his HQ among a mall, a casino or a supermarket. No one would notice that some escaped through a door in the back. An abandoned building? That just seemed too obvious to him. Then, he didn’t expect much from most people. “You’re probably right though… They must have a boring place where they meet and discuss the revolution.” His tone tainted with mockery, he took a seat.
“Animal scent never killed anyone,” that probably was a lie but he hadn’t learned a single thing about that in veterinary school. Poisons and toxins, he knew plenty about, but no such thing as a lethal scent. “Asbestos, on the other hand. Imma call the health department on them,” he wouldn’t. A waste of his time, it would be, although, he was curious whether he was right or wrong about the place, and that was a good reason enough to waste a little bit of his time indeed. “Heh, no, thank God. Only a few more years and I’ll be done,” though Jakob knew himself, and it was possible that he decided not to stop at one research thesis or one specialty. “You know, with the sort of money we’re making, you probably could go back to university. I mean, between you and I, you’re perhaps one of the rare people at our level that could rise in the hierarchy,” which meant that he could have a proper job on the side.
"Church, mom and hiking? Sounds like a blast,” alright that sounded like mockery. It was mockery. But Jakob didn’t really mean to be hurtful with his words. Rather than taking it all back, he turned toward the other. “I ran out of hiking places to explore a while ago already,” that wasn’t something he ever shared with the older man, as far as he recalled, and the thought of doing hikes with someone rather than on his own outweighed pretending that he didn’t need anyone to function. It was made clear, however that he didn’t have an habit to ask others anything, as he fumbled to find the right words: “I - errh. I could,” a beat, “maybe we could do that sometimes. Find time for that stuff.”
With a shake of his head, he dismissed those activities Phoenix thought adequate for the youths. “I’m the CEO of despair, but the others heh, I don’t care much for social medias. A waste of time, if you ask me, and a real invasion of privacy. Look into anyone’s social media page and you’ll know their whole life,” which was why he shared only the bare minimum, with a selected number of people.
“It’s a deal, only if you’re willing to wear matching speedos with me.” Joaquim hadn’t worn a speedo in over ten years; but for Jakob, he’d be willing to squeeze back into one, even if he were to be shone up by a youngster. “I think out of every well known faction in town, they’re not known for being the most….shall we say, criminally inclined? Subtle? They deal in absolutes, and so subterfuge seems to fall to the way side.” He didn’t have anything against them, truly, even if he did take delight in the camaraderie, born out of taking shots at their expenses; Joaquim certainly pictures them in a warehouse on the edge of town, marked ‘do not enter’, pouring over plans to take out town hall while men like hime waffled over what exactly, his cause was. “They’ll be in the back of a thrift store, probably hiding in plain sight, and where their leader purchases his revolutionary chic attire.”
He leans back in his chair, allowing a wide smile to envelope his features; the bowling alley smell, doesn’t seem so pungent anymore. “That’s a bold face lie, but you’ve almost got me convinced - if I hadn’t been sprayed by a skunk when I was 16, I wouldn’t question it.” The skunk thing is partially true, but Jakob demurred often enough to let things squeak by.“That’s the German in you - standards, health codes, and all that. I try not to think about the lead paint in various buildings around the city.” There were health codes in place, safety checks, etc etc; but those with the right connections, the law was but a suggestion - for he and Jakob’s employers, it simply doesn’t exist. “So what’s after school, for you? Full time zoologist, researcher….or are you staying here?” Joaquim gestured around vaguely, referring to less of the literal building, and more their shared profession; which for him, had become his reality - but for Jakob, a road block to a real life, a good one. “Me? Back in school? Maybe I’ll take after you, go into animals; or astrophysics. But rising up and out? That’s all you kid - you’ve got endless potential, your whole life ahead of you.” Jakob’s next words are the honest core that cuts through each of their actions; the mutual goodness that flowed between them, and a desire for more, undercut by circumstance.
“When you get to the ripe age of seventy five like me and you’ve lived a long life, your mom and hiking are the two best things.” It was a boring answer, and Joaquim knew it; but he’d grown so tired, that boring felt like the greatest thing. “Do you get far out of the city? That’s where the best places are; don’t tell anyone this, but the best places are in Jersey.” They sat together at a bowling alley now, but he could picture them out on a hiking trail - an odd father and son, who betrayed none of their dark activities. “We could go to a baseball game, and I could pretend I know what’s going on; or something better, like laser tag.”
If he were in a different line of work, he’d invariably have set up a domestic, nearing middle age father facebook page; but with a need to remain untraceable, Joaquim now erred on the side of the cautious, of the suspicious. “Does this mean if I get the pleasure of following you on instagram pending me ever joining, I’d be part of a select crew? I’m with you, though - I don’t understand making yourself so public ad traceable.”