Goblin in a man-suit.

[joblynation]

Spammity Spam Spam.

Thanks to the people who let me know this account was suddenly posting about raybans... I thought I'd deleted the account. Apparently not.

[joblynation]

Goodbye tumblr!

Time to delete this app and never look again.

Spoilers are serious business.

[iwoofjaneway-deactivated2016060]

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

[lizstaley]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[kiokushitakaa]

game devs take note

[bestnatesmithever]

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

[mathylibrarian]

Not dying should be gender neutral

[a-40k-dad]

EΠ-Aϱ-LXXXV

Fabricator-General of Forge World Azoria

[a-40k-dad]

Reblog time!

[a-40k-dad]

A last one☝️

[stimman4000]

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[gunsandfireandshit]

So smart to use a projector like that

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

I swear to god you could give me all the equipment and 50 years and I would not come up with this. So clever.

[joblynation]

Quite proud of this one.

[safelyendangered]

The book releases April 9th for US, CAN & AUS, May 3rd for the rest of you nerds. It has 144 comics including 30 new ones. Here’s some of my favourite comics that didn’t make the cut! https://www.safelyendangered.com/book/

[joblynation]

Well, that'll have to do for now.

[rallyyy]

By Kouta Hirano, creator of Hellsing

[joblynation]

Is it weird I recognised most of this from Teamfourstars Hellsing Abridged?

[rayshippouuchiha]

Link must be down right terrifying for normal people in Hyrule to encounter.

He’s like a fucking heroic cryptid.

Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack by some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he’s gonna help.

And you’re skeptical of course cause look at him.

And then you find out that he’s basically a one man army who just fuckin wrecks the dragon/god/monsters/etc terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again.

Shit must be wild.

[mercilessmime]

Your village has a statue of Link that’s built between his reincarnations, and people put clay pots around it as offerings and thanks.

One day some fucking kid shows up, breaks all your worship pots, and runs off without anything more than a “YAAAH!” as they jump off a cliff into the forest below. You’re confused as fuck but your great-grandmother is weeping like she just saw a god.

[shes-sweet-but-not-innocent]

[hereticalheraldry]

Greek gods

[coping-skill-toolkit]

During my first month with my therapist, I was given this worksheet to read and work on. She noticed that while I was talking with her, that my thoughts followed a lot of these. I wasn’t aware that my anxiety had brought me down paths of low self-worth and stinky thinking.  After a couple of weeks of talking with her, she gave me this worksheet to work on. 

While, at first, I thought these weren’t going to work out, I was very surprised to see just how easy they were to use . My homework at that time was to identify which sort of thinking I used on the regular and which ones would best challenge them for me. So, what do you think? Do any of the maladaptive thinking patterns sound like you? which ways would you like to untwist your thinking? 

[fuckyeahreligionpigeon]

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

It’s pretty telling that Republicans are opposed to this and call it a power grab by Democrats. Mitch McConnell basically admitted that they can’t win elections without cheating.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“A power grab”

Ah yes, such a sinister “power grab” move to let MORE people of voting age to be able to vote

I mean what do the Democrats think this is?

A DEMOCRACY or something?

How DARE they try and make it easier for people who aren’t middle-to-upper-class straight cis white males to vote in elections?

I can’t even pretend to be shocked that Republicans are voicing this opinion when you consider that the Republican cult I mean um…”Party”…is a group of “People” that is made up of neo-nazis, rapists, “people” who think dinosaur bones were put in the ground by the Devil, “people” who think climate change was made up by the Chinese and meth-addled pedophiles who think that abolishing slavery was a bad idea

[youcannotnotbereal-deactivated2]

This all went through my head in like four seconds.

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[sicktekkers-deactivated20150829]

“real life doesnt have trigger warnings” imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like “sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:” when everyone started going into anaphylactic shock

[cheezitslut]

Or movies stop having previews or ratings and 5 year olds are crying in Quentin Tarantino movies and their parents are saying “time to grow up (:”

[nolmenasj]

lmao sjws and their fuckin wet floor signs

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“What’s this?

Extremely high voltage?

Danger of electrocution?

Well I don’t need safety gloves!

Because I’m not a liberal snowflake who needs trigg war-”

(Touches the livewires, sounds of human flesh being cooked by multiple volts)

(Gilligan Cut to their funeral)