How did this happen?

A 20 year old Child flung into responsibility

[wivensbane]

cherry blossom korok 🌸

[thememedaddy]

[fullofdelight]

Found this gem in the comments.

[telltaletypist]

i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

[telltaletypist]

it's so fucked up that detective is a type of cop irl. it's more like a gender to me

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[thealogie]

The thing about standing ovations is that they are like after care for actors: it’s ok that you dressed up and played pretend for two hours! Everyone liked it! No one thought it was weird!

[evilwizard]

i neeeeeed that fucking tablet

[nudityandnerdery]

[oblyvian]

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[unanimas]

[femmenietzsche]

The ghost of Elagabalus penning an open letter asking people to stop calling him trans and you're like fair enough I guess it was just political slander after all but then midway through it becomes clear he's promoting this right wing ethnonationalist femboy aesthetic that still involves taking estrogen

[ruinedchildhood]

X

[stream]

[kingscrown666]

That sponge is in distress

[catchymemes]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[rockdistributor100]

Get Sloppy Tonight And Die Trying

[straightboyfriend]

[bogleech]

This is a the funniest fucking post I have seen in a year because first the spelling and backstory makes you think he got a role as one of the beatles, and then after the preposterous reveal she says that isnt actually a problem, and I don't think anything more could be funnier than the actual post cutting it off as she makes it all about the couch. Comedy writers please study this.

[beemovieerotica]

ok but how could they cut off the rest of it

[idk-my-aesthetic]

i love weird people so much and i mean that genuinely

[cpericardium]

seems reasonable

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[that-house]

[alexaloraetheris]

Hollywood WISHES it could create this much narrative tension.

[heaven011]

[powerviolencebutch]

tops will be like “yeah I can host” and then bring u here

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Benelli M4

[patchoulism]

Season 2 Episode 25 - A Canterlot Wedding (Part 1)

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

I am in love with you?