Jo

I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.

[jocupialjones]

#teacherlife

[jocupialjones]

Real talk.

[enews]

“If a guy was like, ‘I can get p—y whenever I want,’ that guy would be a d–khead. But to deny that there’s a major difference is ridiculous. For women, we’re taught to eat less until we disappear. And trained to believe that if you don’t look like everyone else, then you’re unlovable. And men are not trained that way. Men can look like whatever and still date a supermodel.”

“I’m proud of what I said. I think it’s good to see somebody saying, 'I have a belly, and I have cellulite, and I still deserve love—and to catch the old D. And to not apologize.’”

-Amy Schumer to Glamour Magazine

[jocupialjones]

PREACH

[jocupialjones]

I Endured… a lengthy dubsmash competition with a friend.

[jocupialjones]

Pug talk.

[jocupialjones]

Is this the new collective term for people with different beliefs to your own? My apologies, Metro. I wasn't aware of your open-minded approach to society.

[jocupialjones]

Whoever was responsible for subtitling Kanye at Glastonbury this year deserves a medal.

[ryehouses]

reasons why i am actually a velociraptor: I

have powerful thighs

tend to stop blinking when uncomfortable 

lose my shit whenever something moves too fast 

almost exclusively prefer the company of females 

communicate in a variety of howls, clicks, hisses, and shrieks 

drool uncontrollably at the sight of chris pratt

[jocupialjones]

I would like to meet a person who doesn't drool uncontrollably at the sight Chris Pratt.

[huffpost]

If Nature Were Directed By Michael Bay

Nature shows are filled with mortal drama, but never the kind involving death rays – until now.

YouTube user Blackhawk uploaded a version of a BBC2 documentary about Australian wildlife that added lasers, explosions and sound effects from the video game Halo 4, tempering the brutal battle between bats and crocodiles with cartoon violence. (The narration in the mashup is from the original documentary.)

[jocupialjones]

This is too accurate.

[movie]

More movie facts

[jocupialjones]

To kill or not to kill, that is the question.

[jocupialjones]

The course of true love never did run smooth.

William Shakespeare, ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’

[dododistractions]

Love is love

[the-gayyy-agenda]

[wisconsinwarlock]

Mashup madness.

[jocupialjones]

This tshirt is giving me life.

[c-sand]

[jocupialjones]

Is this a kissing book?

[jocupialjones]

This man is my spirit animal.