I'm actually a dragon.

A place where I post the occasional bit about my writing, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Whatever is in my head that I feel needs to be posted will go here.

[patientno7]

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[catasters]

[sketchpuck]

[fanonical]

the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me

like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out

[dorcasmeadoews]

I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.

[witch-apologist]

Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.

[hiragis]

Both choreographed by Viktor Nikiforov.

[chibird]

I hope you are all filled with fires of determination to motivate you in the new year! You are in control of how your year turns out! :D

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

[bluecanarygrimdark-deactivated2]

2017 needs more positivity than 2016 had

[bluecanarygrimdark-deactivated2]

you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

[unclefather]

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

[fluffmaster5000]

we suck the what out of what like what now

[thedailytask]

161122/

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[slightlyoddbutcharming]

[definethediscourse-deactivated2]

[joe-dot-exe]

Me and @attic-skeletons walking down the street.

[yes-gamer]

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

This is the best thing I’ve seen here this year.

[slowparts]

The purest content

[andalusiapunk]

so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

[sourcedumal]

I need this to be force taught at all companies