Ahhhhhhhhh!

Hi I’m Joe! She/Her 21

[bussiarati]

Crimson Peak + Princess Peach concept now ft boos

Prints

[ft-willzz]

@hamingo

[leninthesixth]

people will just say anything

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Dennis Rodman slays absolute penis

[magicratfingers]

Hi we need a venti iced PSL with oat milk, a tall red eye, a grande pink drink without the ice, a tall chamomile with a pump of sugar free lavender and two pup cups thanks

[togansweep]

roman roy // nails, hair, hips, heels

[brotherconstant]

SUCCESSION - J. SMITH-CAMERON as GERRI KELLMAN in  1.02 “Shit Show at the Fuck Factory” | 4.03 “Connor’s Wedding”

[doubletrucks]

fuck it roman roy smack a bitch edit

[hembrista]

[rodrickheffeley]

menthol illwess innit

[rodrickheffeley]

celebrities watching parasite be like

[rodrickheffeley]

this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

[regnum-lab]

[slimetony]

Wonderful Chicago pizza 🍕 can see why you guys love it

[slimetony]

To everyone asking if there’s a dildo on the table: we’re eating off the floor

[brucebocchi]

that still doesn’t answer anything

[sidearms-and-foxes-deactivated2]

Chicago pizza…bitch you got dominos that you ate off of nasty ass dildo floor.

[edward-glock40-hands]

^^^^^ dead. Literally my exact response. Bitch never even had anything close to Chicago pizza

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

No that’s Chicago pizza lmao you’ve never even been to Chicago

[artfulhobbes]

So we’re just gonna let the dildo thing slide huh

[slimetony]

It won’t slide around it has a suction cup base

[pileofknives]

Artemis Fowl deserved the fandom that Harry Potter got, that series was fucking nuts

[pileofknives]

Harry Potter: what if wizards played cricket on brooms and a trust fund orphan jock led an army of child soldiers against wizard Hitler also the author is a terf?

Artemis Fowl: What if Hans Gruber from Die Hard was 12 years old and Irish and he and his Eurasian bodyguard decided to declare war on the realm of the Fae also there's no antisemitism or transmisogyny but a bunch of guns?

[davidmann95]

First issue of the best Batman run:

[veronicaawakens]

Harry Potter: What if goblins were just a really shitty cartoon version of Jews? Artemis Fowl: What if dwarfs could unhinge their jaw like a snake and then dug tunnels by just inhaling dirt and then immediately shitting it back out again?

[yardofblondegirls]

today’s mood

[feastofsnakes]

[keybladesoras]

Oscar Isaac said Finnpoe and Trio Rights!

[duncan-rohanne]

inspired by (x)

[rexilla]

Michael Shannon’s best looks

[shittymoviedetails]

In Man of Steel, we see Henry Cavill screaming after killing Michael Shannon. This is a subtle nod to the fact that Michael Shannon’s mother wasn’t named Martha. So, he had no choice but to kill him and scream on his dead body.

[solerey]