Stuffs

Things I find, things I make, things I upgrade.

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2016 - Not the first time Hillary won the popular vote and still lost the election. Thanks, Obama!

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Snow is coming. Let us go to the store and prepare for The Feast of the Eggs, Bread and Milk!

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I stand with Ahmed?

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If you used your government email address to sign up for Ashley Madison, you’re going to have a bad day!

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USA vs Cuba

USA drops embargo against Cuba and promptly sends them six goals

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FIFA 2015 Women’s World Cup semi-finals looks like a rematch of World War 2. Germany beat France, USA beat Germany and England takes on Japan.

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I let Jesus take the wheel, He proceeded to make an illegal u-turn. Cop let us off with a warning. JFC.

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Told you so

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"Hi, I'm Rob Lowe and I have DirecTV" "Y yo soy Latino Roberto Lowe y yo tengo cable."

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"Hi, I'm Rob Lowe and I have DirecTV" "And I'm Tourette syndrome Rob Lowe and FUCK! Shit, crap, mother sucker, poop, boobies...!!!"

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I wonder how good Peyton Manning's chicken parm is tasting today.

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Today I congratulated someone on wearing the ugliest sweater I had ever seen and asked if they were on their way to an ugly sweater party. She was not amused. Apparently there was no party and in fact she was wearing a Cowboys jersey. My bad!

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Happy Columbus Day!

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Ja

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On this holiest of holy days. May the Fourth Be With you all.

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Someone take him home already.

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Rspect!