Is the baby smiling, or is it just gas?

hip hop videos/comedy/soccer videos

[joestanton]

2015 goals

-get out of new york at least twice for non-family reasons -make a little progress on my debt -come up with a show that gets sold -that's it

[tuneage]

Misun - Goodbye Summer

Feeling like a lemming at a luau, I stumbled across Misun during a Soundcloud browsing sesh and was pleasantly surprised to discover their first album dropped yesterday. Peep this primo preview at Interview:

"Led by frontwoman Misun Wojcik, the band’s sound, which they dub as “aquawave,” is a toe-tappingly playful hybrid of ’60s rock, hip-hop, and dance. "

After starting with “Superstitions,” I found what I needed most on “Goodbye Summer.” So while we’re bidding farewell to the warmer months, it’s comforting to know we’ll have newcomers as promising as Misun beaming the beach to our bedrooms.

The whole album, Superstitions, is now available on iTunes.

This post was written by Evan.

[joestanton]

Hey, this is a pretty dope song! 

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never 4 get

[joestanton]

Look at that last comment.

From the great Buzzfeed article on the con man who "cleaned up Ebola" in NYC

[joestanton]

"MUTOMBO: All the food's good. The chicken is the bomb. The coconut prawns, too. The Mongolian beef is my favorite. Tell your mommy everything is good. [Mutombo flashes two thumbs-up.]"

That's the best thing I've ever heard. Why did it take like nine years for me to see this.

[joestanton]

Big K.R.I.T. - My Sub, Pt 3 CADILLACTICA is fire

[joestanton]

Alai suddenly kissed Ender on the cheek and whispered in his ear, "Salaam." Then, red-faced, he turned away and walked to his own bed at the back of the barracks. Ender guessed that the kiss and the word were somehow forbidden. A surpressed religion, perhaps. Or maybe the word had some private and powerful meaning for Alai alone. Whatever it meant to Alai, Ender knew that it was sacred; that he had uncovered himself for Ender, as once Ender's mother had done, when he was very young, before they put the monitor in his neck, and she had put her hands on his head when she thought he was asleep, and prayed over him. ... "I taught you everything you know. But I didn't teach you everything I know." "I knew all along that you were holding something back, Ender." A pause. Ender's bear was in trouble on the screen. He climbed a tree. "I wasn't, Alai. Holding anything back." "I know." said Alai. "Neither was I." "Salaam, Alai." "Alas, it is not to be." "What isn't?" "Peace. It's what salaam means. Peace be unto you."

[shitmysisterinlawssay]

My personal favorite.

[tougherguy]

Follow my new blog.  Worth it.

[joestanton]

This is my sister

[chrisreblogs-blog]

‘Sex Box,’ a reality show where people have sex in a box on TV, is a real thing for 2015

This is not a joke.

Nothing is so erotic as having sex in a box with a live studio audience outside and knowing that right after sex you have to talk about it with a therapist.

[joestanton]

As someone inthe biz I'm way into this

[chrisreblogs-blog]

Cameron Carpenter - Organist believe this is real. I think. It’s hard to believe. But it appears to be real.

[theratsstar-deactivated20210513]

Not only is this real but I have to spend the next month of my life trying to promote him.

In total, my notes from the meeting where I found that out were “Why?” and “hair.”

[joestanton]

Holy shit

[wnyc]

How many people had to sign-off on this terrible idea? —Sean, Sideshow

(via)

[mattmattmayer]

Watch the TMNT escape an exploding building this September 11th!?!??? WHAT!???

[sebsational]

HOLY SHIT I SAW THIS EARLIER AND I WAS LIKE “i know, the movie looks terrible” BUT HOLY FUCK THAT POSTER + SEPTEMBER 11?!?!?! WHAT WHAT WAHT WHAT WAHT WHAT WHAT NO

[joestanton]

Has this ever happened with other tragedies? A train movie being released on 7/7 for example?

[4gifs]

Don’t second-guess yourself…

[sblaufuss]

The Triple Lindy is only for experienced divers.

[outofcharacterquilts]

Personal Nightmare #58

[stophittingyourself]

One thing the universe doesn’t hesitate to punish is fear.

[novelpremise]

[annabelllewallis]

[joestanton]

I WANT A ROTTWEILER DAMN YOU NEW YORK CITY AND YOUR TINY APARTMENTS

[tommygunangels]

Most people say that the Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, etc. is the most intense show, but the fourth season of The Wire stands above them all.   The Red Wedding is nothing compared to seeing kids in their early teens being fucked for the rest of their lives by underfunded, under-performing, and uncaring institutions.  

[joestanton]

man poor Randy

[cncboyz]

[joestanton]

Dang is Webbie the ugliest rapper ever?

[hallekiefer-blog]

Isn’t our new poster BEAUTIFUL? It comes courtesy of the disgusting mind of Tom Chamberlain aka scabramp.tumblr.com. Tom Chamberlain: for all your sick, beautiful picture needs.

Speaking of things that are sick and beautiful, Splitsider’s July Dog & Pony Show is downright putrid, and includes such geniuses as:

Adam Newman! (Comedy Central Half Hour)

Michelle Wolf!  (Late Night with Seth Meyers)

Naomi Ekperigin! (Broad City)

Hugh Moore! (truTV’s Friends Of The People)

Get yr $5 ticket here! Joe and I love you very much! 

[hallekiefer-blog]

This is tonight, buddies! Come on ouuuut!