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[classical-memeician]

“my child is fine” your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears

[no-stabbing-wednesdays]

“my child is fine” your child understood this reference

[bisexualwario]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[segamascott]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[tk421-afk]

I read and scrolled past this … it marinated … i had to come back and reblog it. Well done.

[wholesome-animal-images]

[tf2heritageposts]

sorry guys we gotta do this again

so if i don’t pay up 1950 to my school before the 28th, i’ll get kicked from my classes. this is especially bad because i currently live on campus so if i get booted i’ll have nowhere to live. furthermore, i get paid via chap 35 benefits which require me being in class so ill also not get paid. so just really really bad

0/1950

c2shapp: $theteufortdozen

v2nmo: @theteufortdozen2

pooppal: paypal.me/blucheavy3

coffee: https://ko-fi.com/tf2heritageposts

filter #donation post if you don’t wanna see this

if you can’t donate please reblog

[tf2heritageposts]

26/1950

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

I did not spend years of my life at university studying rome in classes that were over 50% women to let someone say "rome may be for the guys" on my post!!!

[winslowhomersimpson]

men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal

[pudulogy]

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

join tumblr

[roomfullofpigeons]

Image: Tumblr sign up screen. The background image is a screenshots of an anonymous ask saying “fucking die you piece of shit”.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

game developers you are banished to wii hardware limits until you learn your lesson

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[kylieminvogue]

"LEGALLY BLONDE" 2001, dir. Robert Luketic

[threedollarsdotcom]

hr says we gotta start doing kissing girls training

[hotvampireadjacent]

[art-of-idleness]

[ratty-writer]

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)