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[classical-memeician]

“my child is fine” your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears

[no-stabbing-wednesdays]

“my child is fine” your child understood this reference

[threedollarsdotcom]

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

[low-polly]

my liege those are crab rangoons

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[a-murphy-fangirl]

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[beemovieerotica]

[nonbinaryjudean]

Several years ago I saw this post on here that was originally the OP talking about Simon and Garfunkel and said “it’s so funny how Simon is like the name of a normal dude and Garfunkel is like the name of a little goblin man” and it became really good commentary on antisemitism and the fact that these two Jewish men, in this context, represent the erasure of assimilation versus the dehumanization of stereotypes. I can’t find that post but I think about it a lot.

[woman-respecter]

only vaguely related but i’m sorry you’ve activated my unskippable cutscene

the more things change the more they stay the same i guess… also worth noting that afaik garfunkel, along with streisand, was one of the first jewish americans in the industry to use their very jewy last name instead of a stage name.

all this is to say that, while i think a bit of joking about garfunkel’s name is ok (hell nobody is more guilty of this than paul simon lol) i would appreciate it if gentiles would be careful with how they talk about certain things. at the same time, these days i see people being like “NEVER say anything about garfunkel’s name” while also posting blood libel the next day bc that’s the state of the internet rn so it’s really not the biggest fish to fry.

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[makomoriz]

no i don't. cheers

[mrsterlingeverything]

Okay

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[naderalanqar2007]

OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD...

The doctors told me that if nothing changes in the next twelve hours, my father will die. His blood has become very thin, and every minute that passes is heavier than the last.

[naderalanqar2007]

They explained that he was still on life support, and I was told they couldn't continue his treatment indefinitely because I could no longer afford the exorbitant medical costs. I stood there speechless, feeling as if the ground had vanished beneath me.

[naderalanqar2007]

I'm begging you, I'm in Gaza, watching my father bleed before my eyes, unable to stop it. Donate now and help me save his life before it's too late. Donate now on GoFundMe

[theinternetarchive]

Please donate! I can’t imagine hearing such horrible news in his scenario. Bravery & strength have a limit. He needs help urgently, please donate.

[theinternetarchive]

If anyone could match my donation, I put $20 in today. A fraction of that, a reblog, anything helps. Just please, help my friend out if you can.

[naderalanqar2007]

Thank you so much, my friend. This donation of yours helps us a lot. Please match this donation or donate whatever you can.

[closet-keys]

please help my friend Nader to afford his father's medical bills!

[naderalanqar2007]

We could lose my father at any moment. Please don't stop sharing this post and donate. My father is suffering greatly in the ICU. Please, please, please donate now.

[punkitt-is-here]

Please help my friend Nader!!

[naderalanqar2007]

Donations have completely stopped, and the hospital administration warned us today that they may expel us because I can no longer afford my father's treatment. Please, I beg you through my tears, donate now before my father is left without care.

[naderalanqar2007]

I will never forget those who donated and shared my father's story and tried to save him, but unfortunately, I still cannot afford enough medication or clean bandages. Donate now before his condition worsens.

[naderalanqar2007]

Please help us and share this post as widely as possible. My father's life is in danger, and you are our only hope. Please, please donate now.

[naderalanqar2007]

I never imagined I'd be begging the world to help keep my father alive. If you want to save a life, let it be my father's. Donate now; every donation today can help ensure he continues to receive the care he so desperately needs while there's still time.

[naderalanqar2007]

I'm still staring at the ICU door, afraid that the next doctor walking towards me will have the words every mother dreads: "If Dad has a chance to live, donate now. Please don't let poverty take that chance away."

[naderalanqar2007]

Please help us, friends. I'm still unable to do everything on my own and cover all these costs. Please share this post and donate to save my father. Please donate now.

[naderalanqar2007]

I could lose my father at any moment. His health is at its worst since he fell ill. I beg you to donate now and give whatever you can to help and save my father. Please donate now, please.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

anon hater just accused me of (among other things) "encouraging kids to install malware on their parents' computers". I don't remember ever doing that but it sounded like a fun concept for a post so here are some ideas for things to install on your parents' computers!

a custom DNS resolver that blocks access to Fox News and other right-wing propaganda outlets

a keylogger to capture the admin password for your router so you can disable parental controls

a VPN or a virtual machine running the Tor browser to bypass access restrictions and age verification checks

your own "parental controls" browser extension, set up to send you notifications if your parents visit websites that indicate they might be spying on you (e.g. Life360)

a userscript that adds a fake virus warning popup to the donation pages of fascist political parties

have fun! make sure to do loads of reading and learn how things work so you can break them safely and effectively!

oh, and anon, my advice to you is never stab a man who collects knives

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[polyhexian]

I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....

[polyhexian]

How do I eat her

[polyhexian]

[alkemylabz]

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[puppy-mommy]

handing out flyers to transmascs about estradiol cream (can be used to keep your pussy wet and healthy but without triggering periods or having any feminizing effects) and transfemmes about Cialis (works even post-orchi)

[puppy-mommy]

and then telling both to start prep too

[houndmother]

new blog same sexual health advocate. since making this post i’ve switched from cialis to topical testosterone cream though.

[houndmother]

you can take both. i do both now. testosterone cream once a week, Cialis as needed. might start taking the cialis on a regular schedule too.

[boybeetles]

Would like to add on about the estrogen for transmascs; if you get dysphoric of the feeling of your vagina getting wet, there isultra-low doses of estrogen suppositories. I take a 10 microgram suppository of estrogen twice a week. It’s enough to make it easier for me to pee, but not enough to cause me to get wet. ✌️

I know a lot of guys skip looking into estrogen suppositories bc they don’t do vaginal penetration, but even if you are a top or only do anal penetration it’s still important to consider it as an option if you’re experiencing issues. Pelvic floor dysfunction caused by vaginal atrophy can make it hard to relax the muscles in the pelvis, making it hard to pee and make it hard to relax the anus. If you find yourself having trouble peeing or trouble relaxing for anal, talk to your doctor about your options for treatments. Once I started 10 micrograms biweekly I had a lot easier time prepping for anal.

[basic-bamboo]

I also originally didn't like doing the estrogen cream because, at the dose I was taking, it made me feel like I was on my period all the time (it didn't trigger a period, just made me feel crampy and sick), but then I used a non-hormonal alternative vaginal moisturizer for awhile which worked really well, but I just so happened to be using a small amount of the estrogen for dryness stone my urethra and that small dose also worked for my vaginal atrophy as well with none of the side effects.

THERE IS SOMETHING OUT THERE FOR YOU!

[sunspotpony]

Adding along for transfemme folks that in addition to an ED medication to encourage continued use and bloodflow, that topical t-gel is not masculinizing, and helps protect the tissue and reduce atrophy, and help keeps the tissue healthy both pre and post-op. It's the same tissue being repurposed post-op, so it's still at risk of atrophy, so the same stuff can help reduce tissue atrophy. That's right, t-gel is helpful even if you plan on getting a neovagina, because "If you're asking a doctor to fold an origami cat, it's best to bring them the highest quality paper." Healthier tissue is easier to work with and more likely to result in a successful surgery. Similarly, as much as a lot of people find it gender affirming, please think carefully about deliberate long-term use of cock-cages -- those kinds that result in substantial shrinkage. If you're looking to get a neovagina, you'll want to avoid prolonged cock cage use for the same reasons-- less tissue, thinner tissue, atrophied tissue, unhealthy tissue, will have poorer outcomes for surgery. Cock cages and the associated shrinking are GREAT for transfemme folks who want to KEEP their bits/don't want surgery, but want to minimize them, keep them small, and to reduce the dysphoria of a larger, more prominent penis. But they can be a setup for FAILURE if one is trying to get a neovagina constructed. Please be safe, and good luck and much love. World may be spooky, but we're all in this shit together. Rooting for you.

[ozth]

customer service is cooking my brain, man