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[dankmemeuniversity]

[depsidase]

[valtsv]

i bet dragons would have some absolutely insane weed

[valtsv]

i want to smoke a blunt with this bitch

[lemke6669]

the fact that obama seemingly follows any rando that ever interacts with him on twitter will never stop being hilarious, considering it continues to give us amazing things like this

[areallycooldog]

[katadesmoi]

its so stupid how you’ll have a dream that’s just like this horrible precision-crafted weapon of psychological terror and then you just have to get up and go to work like u didn’t just experience the apocalypse in real time or whatever

[phluphfy]

fuck unique experiences I love discovering that thousands of people did the exact same weird shit I did. we are all so much more similar than we are different and that’s part of the beauty of humanity.

[killrockstar]

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

[frottinq]

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

[tibby]

nothing any streaming service does will ever beat the sheer joy and beauty and genius that was the special features section on a dvd

[everythingstarstuff]

[beardedmrbean]

I just want to love you

[a-wild-haggis]

[21chrysanthemums]

great tag addition by sepulchritude

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[guerrillatech]

[esoanem]

This is a map of the range of all giraffe species. By my count that puts them in just 16 countries out of the 54 in Africa (of which 5 are island countries with no territory on the continental mainland). That's 30%, quite a long way shy of all, and as you can see many of those countries that do have giraffes only have a tiny portion of their territory within giraffes' habitats

[datasoong47]

Wow, I knew they weren't in "every African country", but I didn't realize just how restricted their range was

[blacktabris]

Good teachers don't mind saying "I don't know" or that they need to look it up and will get back to you.

[thegreenpea]

Not only that but giraffes in different areas have different patterns and it's so cool

[wakandamama]

Masai giraffes look cool af

[uzumaki-rebellion]

The Masai giraffes are stuntin’ on the heauxs!

[sepiaseraph-deactivated20221120]

Masai Giraffe:

Reticulated Giraffe:

[rattle-my-stars]

[depsidase]

[shutyourmoustache]

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[pinkieperil]

And the next step…

[systlin]

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

[cathrine-rose]

Oh my god

[systlin]

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

[anthropohedron]

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

[systlin]

Holy fucking shit

[scifigrl47]

I’m DYING.

[ejacutastic]

[desarea-doodles]

😂😂😂

[raptorcivilization]

More accurately

[lotusofhope]

NFT Platforms Have Found Their New Worst Enemy: Twitter T-Shirt Bots

NFT bots have met their match in the form of t-shirt bots stealing their 'exclusive' works. Here's how it's all going down.

The next generation…

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/10/nft-bots-tshirt-online-twitter-war/

[rudywiser]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is like a “you gotta get a box of cheese, a mouse, and a cat across the river” puzzle except the goal is to get them all to eat each other somehow

[personification-of-anxiety]

Trolley problem but you try to maximize the kill count