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22 (he/them) .  Art blog is @kengi-bengi

[kengi-bengi]

HI THERE!! I'm opining up commissions to help cover car repairs, as well as to help pay for the upcoming semester!

I've lowered the prices from last year- prices have been cut in HALF since last year.

Ive also made requesting a lot easier this time around with the help of this Google Form!

Will Draw: Furry/anthro, Humans/humanoid, Dragons/fantasy creatures, robots/animatronics, puppets, horror, gore, fight scenes, fake anime screenshots, landscapes, weapons, suggestive poses/ light NSFW

Will NOT Draw: Mecha, heavy NSFW, Racism, hate art, LGBTQ Phobia art, IRL Pairings

The Google form list WAYYYYY more examples, including the bundles, and a closer look into how the pricing works! Made it all supper simple for everyone :DDD. Ive also included a Slot based system- not sure how long it will last but its there?

0$/500

[redstonedust]

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

[byjove]

if you adopt two dogs who are littermates, they will team up on you to undermine your authority. if you adopt two cats that are littermates, they will constantly try to narc on each other to you

[redstonedust]

its kinda hysterical to me that these days when a tv show or movie is poorly written people start questioning whether it was actually written by chatGPT. i mean i know it's just because chatGPT is on everyone's minds now but like how embarrasing is that as a screenwriter. plot so ass that people straight up don't think a human being wrote it............

[lovely-v]

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

[do-not-u-dare]

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

[throathole]

And we shall return from whence we came.

[cholerascum]

does anyone have the one where he falls down only to get schlorped up into another slide

[devmoth]

[cholerascum]

thank god

[silkwhim]

fun phenomenon

[silkwhim]

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[draconym]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

[vacuously-true]

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

[3liza]

99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.

[3liza]

you should have a rough outline of a plan for if any of your loved ones experiences psychosis, it really does happen a lot. UTIs can cause psychosis. taking drugs, even safe drugs, or prescription drugs, can cause psychosis. i was once prescribed a heavy regimen of vitamin D because i was deficient, but the doctor never told me to stop taking it, so i moved to california, stopped being deficient, and developed vitamin d toxicity with downstream hyperparathyroidism which triggered significant hypomania that was undetected and uncontrolled for yeeeeeeears. i just slowly got Weird and started making impulsive decisions based on slightly out-of-gamut beliefs. i drove cross country by myself to have a love affair. the love affair was real, the series of decisions leading to burning down my life in pursuit of it were based on not great brain function however. etc. you see what i mean. churchill mentioned depression being the "black dog who stalks us" (one reason for Churchgrim's multi-referential name) but theres another, stealthier dog called Insanity and it's closer to some people than others but man it sneaks up on you. every time i see one of those "guy gets weird and drives into the wilderness forever" missing persons stories i think "yeah i could totally pull that off"

[oarfjsh]

"van gogh cut off his ear what a lunatic" you are 3 nights of bad sleep, getting unexpected upsetting news and taking a substance as benign as coffee at the wrong time away from doing the same hope this helps

[patronsaintofpanic]

my all time favorite tiktok skit that needs to be as famous as it is all consuming in my mind idc idc

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[nephilot]

not every piece of art centered on a straight woman is "hetslop" and at some point it becomes misogyny to dismiss art abt women with that term

[nephilot]

first reply that really annoyed meeeee (if i'm remembering correctly, idk it's been a while since i looked at this post)

[nephilot]

there is nothing to be gained by acting like women aren't oppressed by men, and nothing to be gained by acting like straight and bisexual women have nothing interesting to say abt their relationships with men. and as several ppl have pointed out in the notes, the term "hetslop" is often levied at Black women especially as well as other women of color. so like. just don'tttttt be annoying on my post like this thank you

[homunculus-argument]

A child's bedroom furnished entirely with those aesthetic beige instagram mom sad beige wooden toys for sad beige organic children, including a little ball pit in all the shades of brown, white, grey, beige and greige, but the owner doesn't have kids. It's all for the cats.

"They can't tell because they're colourblind", the owner explains, "and also very dumb."

[el-rombo]

Children’s sad beige room but the rest of the house is very colorful and eclectic. That’e just the kind of thing the kid likes and their parents respect that