no morals, just matthews

brittney - i just like auston matthews, okay?

[joeyslick]

auston matthews if you read this i’m free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when i’m free.

[daily-nhl-polls]

Hypothetically, would your captain win in a fight against your most-played goalie (last season)?

Absolutely

Pretty even, I'd imagine?

No way

No captain button :(

Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

[joeyslick]

just saved the joeyslick url and i am lowkey so tempted to switch

[joeyslick]

i did it 🤷🏻‍♀️

austons-thighs -> joeyslick

[joeyslick]

just saved the joeyslick url and i am lowkey so tempted to switch

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[iambad]

ok i’m done being crazy lol

[iambad]

no i’m not

[m3tth4ws]

[akashicrecord]

[akashicrecord]

it actually does you stupid piece of shit. Decalcify your pineal gland fucking bitch. Fuck.

[werenski-deactivated20250730]

“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???!!!!” —Game winning goal scorer to 1st star :)

[joeyslick]

being a middle child, the experience: texting your mom and your siblings about something you’re excited about and your mom immediately asks your younger brother about his kids and doesn’t even acknowledge your message 🫠

[64mpg-deactivated20241002]

you guys still ilke me right

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[timbitshockey]

off-season post time. what’s your hockey player bringing to the potluck and i DONT want to see the words BANANA BREAD cross my screen

[joeyslick]

Said with teasing affection……… You have a crush on Auston Matthews 🤭

uh, no i don’t?????

i say, you know, like a liar.

[joeyslick]

leafsmin making posts specifically for me, i guess

[joeyslick]

i love clicking “not interested in this blog” or “not interested in this post” 🥰