Stray Kids and BTS Incorrect Quotes

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Han: *winks* Brian: *winks* Han: *winks* Brian: *winks* JYPE: what ... are they doing? Stray Kids: they're communicating. DAY6: they're just hungry, duh ....

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Taehyung: why are you single? Namjoon: I just really wanna work on myself before I invest in someone else .... Taehyung: nice. *turns to suga* Why are you single? Yoongi: no one is good enough for me.

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Hyunjin: Changbin: Hyunjin: Changbin: Hyunjin: is the air good down there? Changbin: YOU SHIT—

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Jung Kook: I've done a lot of dumb stuff. Yoongi: I've witnessed a lot of the dumb stuff. Seokjin: I've recorded a lot of the dumb stuff. Jimin: I've joined in a lot of the dumb stuff. Namjoon: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING A LOT OF THE DUMB STUFF!

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quotes that looks like an incorrect quotes but it's actually what they said

Han: I.N! What's a dish you always wanted to cook? Jeongin: oh, I have one! Kimchi fried rice. Han: which part do you like the most? Jeongin: I like it when the yolk runs down on the kimchi fried rice. Han: if a close friend asks for a bite of kimchi fried rice and ends up eating the whole egg, what are you gonna do? Jeongin: I would end up my friendship with them! Han: ... oh ok.

source!: 1st therapy : 양갈비의 숙면을 기원합니다 | 아리까리한 KITCHEN(Mysterious KITCHEN)

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kidnapper: if you care about your friend, get in the car. Yoongi: which ... friend? kidnapper: taehyung. Yoongi: *shrugged* bold of you to assume that I care about.

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Chan: minho, you're in charge while I'm gone. Minho: alright. Chan: don't do anything stupid. Minho: hmm .... Chan: and keep jisung and felix from bullying seungmin. Minho: ... I can't do it, you need someone else.

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Yoongi: I'm lonely as hell. Hoseok: you wanna hang out? Yoongi: no.

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Hyunjin: *as a vet* what's the problem? a dog: woof. Hyunjin: yes, but where?

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Taehyung: I think jin hyung is angry `cause of me— Yoongi: you called him to your room in the middle of the night and shot him in the face with a water gun. Taehyung: Yoongi: what else do you expect??

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Jeongin: *pulling a door that says 'push'* Seungmin: *filming* pull harder.

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Hoseok: it's been like ten minutes, how long will you keep looking at me like that? Yoongi: I'm just looking at my reflexion in your glasses now please stop moving!

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manager: just put cute and pretty things in this box. Han & Felix: *at the same time* jeongin? manager: not poeple, just things— Chan: can we put jeonginnie? manager: I said— Everyone: yang jeongin?? manager: nobody is putting jeongin in the box—Jeongin: *already in the box* ???

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*bts loses seokjin in a crowd*

Taehyung: jin hyuung, where are youu? Did you forget the way to us because you're soo old that you can't remember? Everyone: Seokjin: *slaps the back of tae's head* you little shit—

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Han: does felix think in korean or english? Minho: I think he thinks in english. Hyunjin: I thought he thinks in australian?? Changbin: bold of you to assume felix thinks.

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Yoongi: *holding kai* soobin, can you tell this one to stop calling me dad?? Jimin: *hugging yeonjun* hey, can we take this one home with us? Hoseok: *holding taehyun* and this one too?? Seokjin: *holding beomgyu* we'll take this one guys. Soobin: ...

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*jeongin's reading a fanfic*

Jeongin: hyung, what does "y/n" stands for? Han: it stands for "your name". Jeongin: Jeongin: "jeongin stares at jeongin."???