actual kanaya maryam

im just some girl with a homestuck blog dont mind me

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[egberts]

homestuck day observed

[egberts]

*tired disgruntled middle aged mom voice* okay everyone gather around the kringlefucker and let's get this over with

[lolitslloyd]

the kringlewhat

[corvidmancer]

This thing

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[flutterbvnny]

daily affirmation i do NOT have a secret disgusting evil hidden within me that will some day make its way out

[moveslikekeithrichards]

nsfw = nosfewatu

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[chronic-cuteness]

Good news! I just remembered the word I forgot mid sentence nine hours ago

[waofghoadegf]

she be frankin on my stein till ITS ALIVE

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[naomistares]

ianthe tridentarius is not real and she cannot hurt me, i think

[sexygaywizard]

You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy

[wizardarchetypes]

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

[butchious]

three horsemen of the apocalypse

[butchious]

famine transitioned

[butchious]

she's transfaminene

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know how to make a desicion

[fairycosmos]

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[squeakitties]

did you try jerking it off and back on again