John Juniper

He/him / worlds most renowned little meow meow , oh and actor / currently in: The Masque Of Red Death, come see me live ;) ~ if you see or hear anything about a certain Phoenix don’t hesitate to message me ~ (this is an in-character/rp blog lol)

[john-junipurr]

[vicholas]

[prognatus-solaris]

I have been informed through internet means and also by medical professionals that I may require 'therapy' to sort out the nonphysical ailments I have received post the Death Engine. This is absolutely incorrect. I do not think there is a single nonphysical ailment I have received that can not be alleviated by beating the Agent into a red paste

[john-junipurr]

Hello. Don’t DO this? ? ?

[prognatus-solaris]

Give me one reason why I shouldn't

[john-junipurr]

Um. That’s mine?

[prognatus-solaris]

You can have the puddle, then.

[john-junipurr]

No I don’t think I want them. As a puddle.

They’re like. Single-handedly bringing down Zoraxis. Alongside their handler.

[prognatus-solaris]

And that absolves them of punishment? Really, they should have died during reentry anyways. It's not even that big of a deal. Just correcting an error that should have been rectified a long while ago. They would probably look better as a puddle anyways.

[john-junipurr]

I think they wouldn’t look better. As a puddle. I think you Should in fact go to therapy about this.

[prognatus-solaris]

no

[john-junipurr]

I’m keeping them . Away from you

[blowsuppancakesswithmind]

can i give my input on the topic

[john-junipurr]

Heyyy Phoenix pspsps leeets go somewhere . Far away from her . Ok?

[blowsuppancakesswithmind]

otay!

[john-junipurr]

Yes we can go to an undisclosed hardware store and. You can steal as many screws and other inedible metal snacks as you want.

[prognatus-solaris]

I have been informed through internet means and also by medical professionals that I may require 'therapy' to sort out the nonphysical ailments I have received post the Death Engine. This is absolutely incorrect. I do not think there is a single nonphysical ailment I have received that can not be alleviated by beating the Agent into a red paste

[john-junipurr]

Hello. Don’t DO this? ? ?

[prognatus-solaris]

Give me one reason why I shouldn't

[john-junipurr]

Um. That’s mine?

[prognatus-solaris]

You can have the puddle, then.

[john-junipurr]

No I don’t think I want them. As a puddle.

They’re like. Single-handedly bringing down Zoraxis. Alongside their handler.

[prognatus-solaris]

And that absolves them of punishment? Really, they should have died during reentry anyways. It's not even that big of a deal. Just correcting an error that should have been rectified a long while ago. They would probably look better as a puddle anyways.

[john-junipurr]

I think they wouldn’t look better. As a puddle. I think you Should in fact go to therapy about this.

[prognatus-solaris]

no

[john-junipurr]

I’m keeping them . Away from you

[blowsuppancakesswithmind]

can i give my input on the topic

[john-junipurr]

Heyyy Phoenix pspsps leeets go somewhere . Far away from her . Ok?

[prognatus-solaris]

I have been informed through internet means and also by medical professionals that I may require 'therapy' to sort out the nonphysical ailments I have received post the Death Engine. This is absolutely incorrect. I do not think there is a single nonphysical ailment I have received that can not be alleviated by beating the Agent into a red paste

[john-junipurr]

Hello. Don’t DO this? ? ?

[prognatus-solaris]

Give me one reason why I shouldn't

[john-junipurr]

Um. That’s mine?

[prognatus-solaris]

You can have the puddle, then.

[john-junipurr]

No I don’t think I want them. As a puddle.

They’re like. Single-handedly bringing down Zoraxis. Alongside their handler.

[prognatus-solaris]

And that absolves them of punishment? Really, they should have died during reentry anyways. It's not even that big of a deal. Just correcting an error that should have been rectified a long while ago. They would probably look better as a puddle anyways.

[john-junipurr]

I think they wouldn’t look better. As a puddle. I think you Should in fact go to therapy about this.

[prognatus-solaris]

no

[john-junipurr]

I’m keeping them . Away from you

[prognatus-solaris]

I have been informed through internet means and also by medical professionals that I may require 'therapy' to sort out the nonphysical ailments I have received post the Death Engine. This is absolutely incorrect. I do not think there is a single nonphysical ailment I have received that can not be alleviated by beating the Agent into a red paste

[john-junipurr]

Hello. Don’t DO this? ? ?

[prognatus-solaris]

Give me one reason why I shouldn't

[john-junipurr]

Um. That’s mine?

[prognatus-solaris]

You can have the puddle, then.

[john-junipurr]

No I don’t think I want them. As a puddle.

They’re like. Single-handedly bringing down Zoraxis. Alongside their handler.

[prognatus-solaris]

And that absolves them of punishment? Really, they should have died during reentry anyways. It's not even that big of a deal. Just correcting an error that should have been rectified a long while ago. They would probably look better as a puddle anyways.

[john-junipurr]

I think they wouldn’t look better. As a puddle. I think you Should in fact go to therapy about this.

[prognatus-solaris]

I have been informed through internet means and also by medical professionals that I may require 'therapy' to sort out the nonphysical ailments I have received post the Death Engine. This is absolutely incorrect. I do not think there is a single nonphysical ailment I have received that can not be alleviated by beating the Agent into a red paste

[john-junipurr]

Hello. Don’t DO this? ? ?

[prognatus-solaris]

Give me one reason why I shouldn't

[john-junipurr]

Um. That’s mine?

[prognatus-solaris]

You can have the puddle, then.

[john-junipurr]

No I don’t think I want them. As a puddle.

They’re like. Single-handedly bringing down Zoraxis. Alongside their handler.

[prognatus-solaris]

I have been informed through internet means and also by medical professionals that I may require 'therapy' to sort out the nonphysical ailments I have received post the Death Engine. This is absolutely incorrect. I do not think there is a single nonphysical ailment I have received that can not be alleviated by beating the Agent into a red paste

[john-junipurr]

Hello. Don’t DO this? ? ?

[prognatus-solaris]

Give me one reason why I shouldn't

[john-junipurr]

Um. That’s mine?

[prognatus-solaris]

I have been informed through internet means and also by medical professionals that I may require 'therapy' to sort out the nonphysical ailments I have received post the Death Engine. This is absolutely incorrect. I do not think there is a single nonphysical ailment I have received that can not be alleviated by beating the Agent into a red paste

[john-junipurr]

Hello. Don’t DO this? ? ?

[pistil-whipped]

wedding ring concepts by sillda

[puphoods]

"she lets me hit 😏" she lets me lick her open wounds

[hotvampireadjacent]

Doing some research into ‘praise kink’

[hotvampireadjacent]

Findings suggest maybe I am a good boy

[trashdogultimate]

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

[parkerthejester]

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

[velvetys]

did you lie again

Believe my unsourced claims wtf!!!!!!!!!

[roaldamundsen]

Hey please don’t lie to people it’s not very nice :(

lie to your relatives lie to your landlord lie to your boss lie to the cops lie to people on the internet because it's fun

[f3arow]

@operationjetset HERE

[contrasting-silhouettes]

[vet voice] I'm sorry we're going to have to put him down, he's too far gone.