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[horce-divorce]

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

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[parabiota]

STOP SCROLLING

Your life ends in the wasteland.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

[menlove-archive]

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

[menlove-archive]

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

[siamusotima-aranea]

Ok, so Murderbot misused the word anagram when describing why ART is named ART, yeah, and I couldn’t remember what the right word was, so I googled “what’s the word for a word made out of words?” and google said anagram. I now see how Murderbot made that mistake. 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love that part because it could not be more obvious that Martha Wells just didn’t want o go hunting for the correct word.

[nonasbirthday]

Gurathin, Murderbot, and obscenities in Exit Strategy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I wonder how long it’ll take MurderBot to realise that Gurathin considers it one of his best friends.

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[ostensible-adult]

[Image ID: a tumblr tag reading "problems that can be avoided if you simply treat your child as a human being with the right to make decisions on what they wear". End ID]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you know what really helps you locate any small paper cuts you might have forgotten you have? putting your hand in a bucket of acid. cool things I learned today

[goldenleopard34335]

Why. If I may ask. Why would you Do That

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I buy citric acid crystals in bulk and mix them with water to make a bath for cleaning aquarium equipment. and then sometimes I reach in with my bare hand to take things out because I am fundamentally the kind of person who would do that

[the-knight-was-actually-hollow]

You have. The. Dream job

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is not my job, I just have an aquarium

[goldenleopard34335]

DO YOU HAVE FISH????

[dragon-in-a-fez]

yes that is who lives in the aquarium

[madeofclothandlove]

this has the energy of a world heritage post

[dragon-in-a-fez]

do I come to your blog and curse your bloodline

[polldermodel]

Je kent vast wel de traditie dat mensen een vlag uithangen met een schooltas er aan als ze hun diploma halen. Hoe lang vind jij het gepast om dat te laten hangen?

Alleen op de dag dat je hoort dat je je diploma hebt gehaald zelf De dag zelf en de dag erna Éen week Twee weken Een maand Meer dan een maand Ik ken deze traditie helemaal niet, ???

Je kent vast wel de traditie dat mensen een vlag uithangen met een schooltas er aan als ze hun diploma halen. Hoe lang vind jij het gepast om dat te laten hangen?

Alleen op de dag dat je hoort dat je je diploma hebt gehaald zelf

De dag zelf en de dag erna

Éen week

Twee weken

Een maand

Meer dan een maand

Ik ken deze traditie helemaal niet, ???

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[hellenhighwater]

It's Mayhem!

[hellenhighwater]

It's Malice!

[hellenhighwater]

It's Vice!

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[foone]

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I have terrible pattern recognition skills. Diesel always wants to hang out and somehow it surprises me every time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Diesel: *climbs onto my lap for a snooze for the four hundredth afternoon in a row*

Me: Oh, with me? Are you sure? I would've thought you'd have something better to do.

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[gumi-megpoidd]

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

No need I think

[maxi-is-not-well]

​I see this one going places

[gumi-megpoidd]

Yeah. The bathroom

[im-a-vertebrate]

ah but which bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post