John Oliver compares shit

[ruinedchildhood]

[acautionarytale]

I mean, I’m not opposed

[john-oliver-compares-shit]

We're back to do…whatever it is that we do. Last Week Tonight returns Sunday, February 17th at 11PM on HBO. (x)

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[bogleech]

Trump says maybe US will have a president for life someday

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Donald Trump says he thinks it's great that China's president now holds that office for life and muses that maybe the U.S. will do the same someday. Trump's remarks were met with laughter and applause during a luncheon for Republican donors Saturday at his South Florida estate. CNN said it obtained a recording of the remarks. Chinese President Xi Jinping recently consolidated power. Trump told the gathering: "He's now president for life. President for life. And he's great." Trump added, "I think it's great. Maybe we'll give that a shot someday.

China just became a dictatorship and Trump literally said he thinks that’s a good idea for us (him)

[chicago-poet]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

Trump basically said “fuck due process” and “i wanna be a dictator” IN THE SAME WEEK. And republicans fuckin clapped…

[son-of-drogo]

Oh crap…

[goingsolo2016-blog]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[rikuzegram]

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.

Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL

[thedevilsofficialblog]

NEWS PIG

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”

[glizzygaymer]

I chuckling so hard rn

[sexdrugsandcomicbooks]

I’ll explode into spiders

[blackqueerblog]

LMAO…this is pretty good.

[eggsaladstain]

john oliver really brought this monstrosity on his show to make a point about brett kavanaugh

he did that for us

a true patriot

[hailingfrequencies]

don’t do gritty dirty like this he’s just tryna live

[endangered-justice-seeker]

aka when white privilege doesn’t get its way 

[evooob]

These the faces you see when you get someone’s order at Starbucks wrong

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[kynthosmojo]

BWAHAHAHA!

[teesadutta]

7.26.18

[lothornberry]

Michael Shannon is the realest and I love his weird ass with my whole heart

[norcross]

I can’t believe the interviewer kept asking, as though they couldn’t believe it.

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

John Oliver from The Daily Show Presents Gun Control to America - Imgur

Whoop dee fucking doo indeed.

[spookychan]

Ever feel like the Daily Show does better reporting and REAL questioning than most news shows?

It’s satire only reveals more truth than not.

[djinn-and-tonik]

All the damn time.

[thebicker]

I will always reblog this.

[sandandglass]

[bellygangstaboo]

Mic drop!

[blackqueerblog]

Period! Whiteness is a privilege 

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

Who was that patronizing twat saying she was scaring children like shut up

[headrest-for-my-soul]

i started crying watching this

[rejectingrepublicans]