the gang @ a karaoke bar - hcs
two knows the bartender??
bc they’re tight and know that darry isn’t drinking, they’re fine w the drinks
steve and soda up at the bar bring stuff down for everyone and soda is so concerned like
“wait what should we get pony he’s just a lil baby”
soda’s probably worried that pony will see him drink and
“god steve, pony thinks i get drunk on life”
“yeah and he thinks i meant it”
“ok, we’ll just say the apple juice is for you instead”
LMAO pony’s “guys im 14 now im practically an adult” senses are tingling
pony has ONE sip of alcohol and he’s doNE
HE THINKS HE’S SO FUCKED UP
“guYS IM GONNA BE SO HUNGOVER WOW”
REMINDER: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING SINGER
with the exception of soda, johnny and darry
pony can kinda sing but it’s really not the best
pony sings "baby one more time” by britney spears
he gets so into it, this cute kiddo
darry’s singing some elvis!!!
he doesn’t drink bc he’s the designated driver
he doesnt mind not drinking bc he’s having a grand ol time seeing the boys laugh and smile (esp. dally and johnny!)
dally and two are literally screaming they aren’t even tryna sing
“WOOOOAH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE”
“WOOOOOOOAH LIVIN ON A PRAYER”
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART
they were warned that they were gonna be kicked out lmfao
“SO TELL ME WHATCHU WANT WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT”
“I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT”
and theyre waving the microphone back and forth between the two of them like
“I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGZAZIG AH”
theyre having the time of their LIVES
steve has a solo bc he’s feelin it
it’s a mashup!! and a wild ride lmao
“all the time i turn around, brothers gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my UH”
and it fuckING TRANSITIONS TO HOLLABACK GIRL
DALLY IS ACTUALLY SMILING AND FUCKING AROUND
IT’S THAT GENUINE SMILE THATS CROOKED AND JUST !!!!
like “aW that’s my dally!!”
johnnys jamming out to “pocketful of sunshine” and he aint even ashamed
in the middle of trying to get through a really passionate rendition of surfin USA, two probably runs to the bathroom to throw up
soda’s amping up everyone like “fuCK YEAH LETS DO THIS GUYS”
and like 2am hits and the bar doesn’t close till 4
and they’ve been there for four hours
and he’s knocked out underneath a table somewhere
darry is like “wtf man i can’t take u anywhere”
and then after steve finishes his drink he’s like
steve tries to pick up soda
they try walking together and they immediateLY FALL
then they finally (finally!) get kicked out LMAO
dal calls shotgun to be an ass
pony thinks he’s fucking wasted
two is dry heaving out the window
johnny hasn’t touched liquor bc he was having fun just fine without it and he’s just ??? at the whole car situation
“i’ll just walk home darry it’s fine”
*trying to pull around a passed out soda* “loOK JOHNNY ILL STRAP U TO THE FUCKING ROOF OF THIS CAR IF I HAVE TO”
steve makes darry’s life harder and argues to drive
this night sounded like fun at first until he realized he has to drive these fucks home
“ILL STRAP U TO THE TOP OF THIS STUPID CAR TOO IF U DONT STOP”
“i caN ALSO BREAK YOUR NOSE STEVE DONT TEST ME”
“FIGHT ME SUPER DOPE I DARE YOU”
darry lunges at steve but dal holds him back bc dal really isn’t tipsy lmao
it wore off as the night went on and he’s actually able to drive but
he’s not tryna have darry ask him to sooo
when they get to the curtis house (bc darry aint drivin all these children home smh he’s only one boy)
everyone is knocked!!!! darry may have no idea where any of the guys fell asleep but at least they’re nearby and asleep
when they wake up the next morning,
soda and steve found that they fell asleep on each other in the kitchen
pony is on the floor near the couch?? why he didnt sleep on the couch idk
dally wakes up hanging half off of soda and pony’s bed
johnny’s at the corner of the bed sprawled out
no one knows where tf two went until darry gets in his car the next morning
and two pops up from the back fuckn seat
“STOP SHAKING MY ROOM MA”
scares the living fuck outta darry
vows to never take em out to a karoke bar again unless he’s gonna be drinking