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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

party-gilmore

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

greatmountainfloofsquatch

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

thesweetiepienovels

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today.

#posts to put on my classroom wall

femmebatman

So many characters that should’ve been butch ….

#SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUTCH #Or even #he should have been a butch lesbian #we just did this btw we played a game and thought the protag would be better if he was a woman #so we put her into Spire as she was meant to be

girl-blorbo-polls

Has your girl blorbo ever had her mind altered?

Yes, permanently, consensually

Yes, permanently, non-consensually

Yes, permanently, accidentally

Yes, temporarily, consensually

Yes, temporarily, non-consensually

Yes, temporarily, accidentally

No, not at all

Multiple of these

Other/nuance/complicated

Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours

“Mind altered” can mean anything and everything. Brainwashing, mind wipes, tampered memories, personality modified, emotions artificially enhanced or suppressed, and more; the gang’s all here!

#nuance... the ministry does a lot of mind altering #have they done some minor mind altering to her already? probably so. little forgetting things like how she got into the cathedral #will more happen? certainly.#is it concentual?#well. thats a good question. she doesnt know about it #but did she know she would allow it because it is the will of the goddess #i mean she can assume it takes place and she will assume it will happen again #girl blorbo in question is my beloved OC Song ♡

uberfluss

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#📱🤺🎲🔺️👀#oh thats literally perfect #chat with my friends & do hema & play games & play triangle agency & 👀

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

#There's a chance I don't exist because of my mom needind modern medicine #But assuming I do I think? I'd be alive?#I got an infection once that i caught early and needed antibiotics for and theoretically that could have taken me out #but I'm pretty hardy and I bet i coulda made it #Other than that while modern medicine has made my life way better #Nothing else would have killed me

aropride

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

#I JUST DONT THINK ITS A GOOD CLASSROOM TOOL

onion-souls

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

onion-souls

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

puzzlefaggot

Aaaaaarghhhh! What a crazy scene.. What a ridiculous scene! I can't accept something like that!

Ohoho, but you saw it all, didn't you, Battler? You saw Santa Claus enter the house with magic, deliver presents, and leave! He even accidentally woke Maria up on his way out! Of course, all the doors and windows to the house were locked, and none of them were opened. How do you explain this with your human tricks...?

Aaah, it's useless... There had to have been some other entrance to the house we don't know about! For example, the chimney! The person claiming to be Santa Claus could have climbed down through the chimney, and then exited the same way!

It is impossible for a human to enter this house through the chimney, or any other entrance. Except, of course, with magic.

Hrrrgh....

Battler, don't give up. Remember, this child's catbox is only her own interpretation. You must remember to trust your own judgment.

That's right...! Beatrice, repeat it! "A third person that was neither Maria or Rosa really entered the house that night!"

Hrrk! ...I refuse. ...I will not give a reason.

Santa didn't enter the house at all that night! The presents under the tree were delivered by Rosa, dressed as Santa Claus. On her way out, she accidentally woke up Maria, who mistook her for the real Santa Claus. This explains why Maria can claim she witnessed Santa last night!

Hmph. Maria would definitely not misidentify Santa Claus by sight. And you're forgetting something, Battler... The cookies by the fireplace were found missing this morning, and Rosa did not eat them! If not Santa, then who ate the cookies, Battler?

Well, that, would have to be Maria, of course...

Maria did not eat the cookies! No other human was inside the house! The only one who could have entered was Santa, a Sorcerer!! Kiyahahahhahaaa, HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!

#im watching my partner play this game over their shoulder #this is whats happeneing every other time i look #this or like #death by seven thousand four hundred thirty six bullets shot by two hundred eighteen toy soldiers #or somesuch

elierlick

There is still time. It's never too late to transition

#EVERYONE GET ON HRT NOW!!!!#I shouldve started sooner

real-language-facts

you're stuck in second person but you actually kinda like it here

#2nd person is my faaaaavorite #ahem i mean #second person is YOUR favorite

kunaigirl

Me: "Damn people are REALLY BAD at knowing when to tag their eyestrain art/images...either that or they just don't care about photosenitive epileptic people like me. I feel really sad now." Person: "But Allison, what if they just don't know or understand what qualifies as eyestrain and what doesn't?" Me: "You know what? That could be a factor...While it is always better to be safe rather than sorry (so YES people should always tag eyestrain even if they're unsure if it "counts" or not) maybe you've got a point?"

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

rightdownright

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

#shoutout to the person who deleted their post and reposted it after i commented that their art #(which was for a game i believe theyre intending to publish)#THAT THEY WERE ASKING FOR CRITIQUE ON #was painful to look at and caused eyestrain and they should reconsider the colors #what the hell man #also dont post flashing gifs in discord servers with strangers ever kthx

junk-thunder

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer