[turbidturbidturbid]

just string me up down by the trees

[alexsiple]

the anatomy lesson!

[turntgh]

intrusive thoughts...

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[johnkat]

hello! i love your writing & the fic Consummate Professional so much that i used it as bait to get my fiance to read homestuck, because i knew the way you write dirkjake would cut to his psyche the same way it does mine lol since he loves the specific femme fatale responsibility-avoiding-liar archetype that jake english is. he also loves johnkat so its a double whammy bait that i hooked him with. and it worked. now he's just started act 6 act 5 of the main comic, and we've started reading Consummate Professional aloud on call together!!!!

we read thru the first therapy session chapter today and i'm glad dirk and jake talk about their History in such vague terms because it made my fiance (who already knows in vague sweeps that their relationship will rot over time bc ive mentioned it in rambles before, but not the specifics) extremely anticipatory of What will happen to them >:) super fun. thank you for the gift of your writing

sorry for my belated response anon.... thank you for the gift of your readership!! this is so incredibly sweet and so so awesome to hear. there's parts of csprof that i'm actually very chuffed to imagine being popcorn read aloud 😭 maybe this has been the premier reading experience for cuckfic all along? i will have to experiment personally...

the magic of fanfic is such that i can simply sprinkle canon breadcrumbs and then channel the rest of my energy into contriving brand new and ridiculous interpersonal drama. i'm very glad you're having fun. i'm also having fun. i hope you stick around for the (EVENTUAL) (I PROMISE) conclusion to their rotting relationship. there is more johnkat and more bitchy jake to come. again, tysm <3

[docileroamer]

The-

[butch--dan]

once you start saying yippee you can never go back

[johnkat]

hi im obsessed with your fanfics and your dirkjake and especially your jake, i feel like you really get what a lovingly messy guy he is in the comic and epis. i read consummate professional and it changed my life and i went to reread it today then saw you posted a new fic recently and was like i need to put my entire life on hold and read and reread and rereread etc yeah IM SO GLAD YOU POSTED ANOTHER FIC... i also really love for your consideration and even if it doesnt get another update whats there is still so witty and the formatting is insane (i hadnt thought of LJ for years?!?!) that i love rereading it and thinking about what could be next too!! also humble pie that ones also amazing theres so much love for those kusogaki alpha kids i was crying laughing. so yeah just wanted to say your fics are awesome thank you for writing and sharing them your wit is great and theres such a strong bite to the wording and the characterizations just feel so fun and accurate and thoughtful

anon i’m overwhelmed by this conga line of compliments, thank you so much this is so beyond sweet i don’t even know what to say 😭 i’m very glad you like all my fics, and god willing they will ALL be completed!! i am putting this promise in writing. in spite of everything i love writing jake and dirkjake and everything that is wrong with them, and i (regrettably) have no intentions of stopping. so yes. THANK YOU for reading and for this message. and pls feel free to come off anon... reach out… chit chat with me… i am always down.

[myloish]

mere whims when a real desire walks in

[johnkat]

it was so funny to see your username when you followed my art blog because probably 50% posts on there are in fact anout johnkat. I was like hell yeah, seal of approval, johnkat followed me

now you're in the big leagues. we need to get that 50% up to 100%!!!

[inkatesbush]

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

[johnkat]

hii I just wanted to say I discovered your fics recently and youve quickly become one of my all time favorite authors. your style is so funny and perfectly in tune with homestucks patented edginess. your understanding of these characters is truly great and every relationship you write is so deeply believable and real. even relationships I never gave much thought about or even considered you have me caring about them immensely. anyways all of this to say is that I adore your work and I will be revisiting everything you write 100 times over <3

anon, thank you so much. i really appreciate you for reading and for going out of your way to pay me this incredible compliment! i can't tell you how much it means to me to have people who delight in edginess and interpersonal contretemps as much as i do, and who support me in my endless quest to make everyone awful. you will be in my heart and mind next time once i rise from the dead and post again <3

[hivepixels-deactivated20251103]

dave of guy

[hivepixels-deactivated20251103]

cave noises

[tlirsgender]

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

[gokupowers]

THE HUMANS

[aspharah]

hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesn’t have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay