Here's Johnny!

John "Johnny" Grayson19. Son of Barbara Gordon and Dick Grayson. Laidback, chatty, charming, confident and playful with a penchant for wisecracks. Abilities: Expert acrobat; detective; skilled martial artist and hand-to-hand combatant.

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bowarrowspeed‌:

Maybe a bit afraid? These locker room talks can be quite… interesting.

Love is a battlefield, it is what they said. I could put a word on it, I don’t have a lot of experience on that matter, you know well. How can I be such a loser? Ha Ha. Even Wyatt is dating? I have to confess that I fell a bit disappointed with Lia’s low standard for men but ugh, maybe I am just a bit jealous… not of Wyatt, of course, but of the idea to have someone. I should stop saying things like that to you, your ego is already super high. It must be super good to have a friend to burst your ego, right?! I am sure he feels the same, it is just hard for him to admit. To let someone to be close enough, I guess. How is the fair? Everyone can have a free date but nome me? You are a cheap ass, Grayson! Either way, you are going to watch that movie with me AND sing alone, it is part of the deal. And about the party, I promise to look after Gio, so she can have a bit of fun. Maybe we can go together? Three of us

Sounds wild. You need to gimme some names. I need to know exactly what I’m dealing with.

What is the matter with you guys? I mean, I just had a similar conversation with Cassie and I have to say I find it quite hard to believe that you two can’t find someone. I mean, look at you! Maybe you’re being too picky? But you know what, good for you. You shouldn’t settle for anything less than the best. I would not have it!

It is very nice, thank you very much. That’s the only reason I keep you around... I’m kidding, I’m kidding! Don’t hit me!

You could always try dating Dami or Stark... they certainly have the money. You see? How can I be a cheap ass when I hand out free advice?

Yeah, sure, sounds... fun. A bit dangerous too, but mostly fun. 

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bowarrowspeed‌:

It is a thing, Grayson. Let’s not pretend that isn’t, people talk a lot in the locker room. I can see you have good intentions but it is not that easy when it comes to passion and love. I am pretty sure most of the girls always have some kind of hope that it might be different wth them. You can be loud and clear but it is not always efficient, you know. And I am not saying it is your fault but love is not a rational thing. Is what they say, at least. You are not a jerk, John. Maybe you are way too charming for your own good.

Ow, is that so hard to admit? You and Joey are a pretty awesome dynamic duo.

3 cheeseburgers, 3 large fries and 2 cokes. How charming is that? Oh shit! I totally forgot about that! I am so sorry John. We still can go. And maybe later pop up in the party?

Really? I don’t know how I feel about that. Somewhere between flattered and uncomfortable.

Yeah, I get it. I mean, we’ve all been there, right? Still, I try to be as honest as I can to avoid hurting anyone. I care about each and every girl who I’ve ever been with. Casual or not. I would never deliberately hurt them. Too charming for my own good, huh? I like the sound of that. Maybe that can be my motto? Just kidding, just kidding. Don’t look at me like that. 

No, not hard to admit at all. Not on my part, at least. Not exactly sure he feels the same way. He’s not an easy person to deal with, you see. Still, not a bad dude. Just a bit... lost, I guess. Yeah, yeah, we used to be an awesome duo, but... I dunno, life got in the way. 

Charming enough, I’d say. I’d much rather go out with someone like that than someone who doesn’t know how to appreciate good food. I say just don’t make the poor guy pay for all this food and you’re good. It’s ok, don’t worry. We can go some other time, no rush. Besides, it’s not exactly my type of movie, I was only going because you talked me into it. As usual.

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bowarrowspeed‌:

No, Johnny. You are the opposite of boring. Especially with your tights. I am not giving any excuses for you or others boys, and I hope you are not going to use as a life motto. Don’t make me punch you in the face, Mr. Grayson. You know I can do that before you even blink. Oh so you are saying that you go around a lot of girls but make sure that everyone knows that you are not a serious guy, or something like that? Real classy. Well, maybe not to everyone but Joey is such a special guy, it is just a shame that he doesn’t let people to know that. And what is the problem? I thought he was your friend too? I know you too have a few arguments but you are friends, right?! He is me friend and I was there for him as he was for me. That is all. A real one? ha ha ha good joke. You know how much I eat in a day, it is not a very lady like thing. How Am I suppose to go on a date and act cute when I eat at least 3 cheeseburgers in a date night? But I heard that we going to have another party, so I am pretty excited with that…

I’m sensing an obsession with my tights... Is there a kink you feel like talking about, Red?

Way to distort what I’m saying huh! I am a serious guy, that’s exactly why I don’t like to toy with anyone’s feelings. I’m very straightforward. When I’m in love, I’m in love. When it’s casual, it’s casual, no room for doubt. It’s not in my plans hurting anyone. Sometimes it happens, sure, but that’s out of my hands. I do what I can to avoid it. I would never do it intentionally. Do you think that makes me a jerk?

Yeah, we’re friends, I guess. Sometimes. I mean, he’s like a brother to me but we have our feuds every once in awhile... More often than not. Oh, ok. Friends. 

What is cuter than eating 3 cheeseburgers in a row, though? Can’t think of anything. Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard of this party. It’s in the same day I invited you to watch that movie you told me about, though... But hey, we can watch it any other day!

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bowarrowspeed‌:

You keep surprising me, Johnny. Even after all these years, I have to give you that.

You have a lot of good friends around the school, it is all the same talk, you and Joey. “Just a good friend”. I call this bullshit. Boys will be boys, right?! Maybe you are too friendly and people take advantage of you.

You better keep this promise, Johnny. I would hate to hear these things from somebody else, you are my oldest friend. We should tell everything to each other. I mean, maybe not everything I really don’t want to know more about your fantasies or whatever.

What about me? I don’t have a fake boyfriend in the school or out of school just to be clear.

That’s a good thing... right? At least I’m not boring.

“Boys will be boys” isn’t a saying that excuses abusive and mysogynistic behavior? Pretty sure I heard you saying something like that. And don’t get me wrong, I totally agree. I just didn’t think I’d hear that from you. I do have a healthy uh, personal life. But I don’t see that as troubling, I’m pretty honest and open about my feelings and intentions. And I don’t know about Joey, but I do have lots of good friends who are only that, friends. But I don’t think we can say Joey is too friendly, can we? Then again, why do you keep bringing him into this talk? You’ve been spending far too much time with him. Are you two getting too... friendly lately?

Well, that’s a shame, I was already feeling comfortable enough to bring up some more BDSM into our conversations. Kidding, kidding. I never kept anything from you, Red. You probably know me better than I know myself.

What about a real one, though? Are you like... seeing someone?

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cassxelang‌:

Eu não estava falando sobre essas coisas, Geez.

E sim de encontros fofos e receber presentes, coisas do tipo…Essas outras coisas ai eu também preferiria fazer com um namorado do que com outras pessoas por ai. Falta sim, falta muitos pretendentes. Mas sim, Johnny…A idade está fazendo você começar a falar igual o Joey

Thank god, that would be an awkward conversation. I’m not sure you’re ready to learn where do babies come from. 

Igual o Joey, Cass? Sério? Vou fingir que não ouvi. Bem, enquanto você não arruma um, posso te pagar um sorvete. Daí você aproveita e vai me contando o que aconteceu com o... como era mesmo o nome dele? O cara da banda lá? Achei que tava rolando alguma coisa.

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bowarrowspeed‌:

Ew, John. Too much information! Bondage, what the fuck? I understand that you spend a lot of time in tights but this is a bit too much. Well, who am I to talk about your fantasy, right?! But I did not want to know anything else in that matter, please! You are something, Johnny, really. Oh, right. Not a real relationship. It is hard to know what it is real or not in this school, you have to give me that. And well, you are always friendly with a lot of girls, that is not new too. Not that I care, it is just that… you would tell me if.. when you get a girlfriend, right?

Whoa, whoa, kink-shaming much? That’s precisely why I never mentioned it before. That’s the reaction I was hoping to avoid. 

Cassie is just a good friend. A really good friend that takes advantage of my good will, but a good friend still. Well, what can I say? I am friendly. The world would be a better place if everyone was, amirite? 

Damn, Red! Of course I would tell you! It’s not like I can keep anything from you. I’d tell you right away. You’d probably be the first to know. Besides, I’m an open book. Nothing to hide. How about you? 

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bowarrowspeed‌:

So you are saying that I know everything about you? Everything? Congrats on the new relationship btw.

Well... everything worth knowing, at least. Maybe you don’t know that I was scared of clowns until I was like, ten... or that soda gives me gas, or that I’m a bit fan of bondage... it’s not like these are secrets I just-- never found a way of mentioning it without sounding awkward up until now.

New relationship? What the hell are you on ab-- Oh, Cassie. C’mon, Di, it’s not a real relationship. Or new, for that matter. 

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❃ = dancing with them

Finally! I thought you’d force me to drag you to the dancefloor. Check out these moves!

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Three names you go by...

John, Johnny e Grayson... Ninguém me chama de Jack, mas poderia né? Aliás por que diabos Jack é um apelido pra John se a única coisa que têm em comum é o “J” e se os dois nomes têm a mesma quantidade de letra?

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what’s on your mind right now?

Hambúrguer com molho de gorgonzola e cebola com shoyo. 

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cassxelang‌:

Depende né, como amigo você realmente vale por mil mas vezes eu queria um namorado de verdade para fazer coisas de namorados.

Coisas de namorados? Ah...ah... essas coisas. 

Bem, você pode fazer coisas, uh, “de namorados” sem namorado também. Ouso dizer que fazer “coisas de namorados” sem estar namorando é muito melhor. Menos dor de cabeça pelo menos. Não tem que gravar datas, dar presentes, se preocupar com ciúmes, dar satisfações... 10/10, would recommend. Não faltam pretendentes, eu imagino. “Pretendentes”... estou começando a soar como aqueles tios que perguntam dos namoradinhos no natal, não estou?

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bowarrowspeed replied to your post: How many TRUE friends do you have?

You really think a lot of yourself, John.

I really don’t, though. It’s just a little something I like to call sense of humor, Di.

I really don’t mean it... most of it, anyway. Have you seen Brad’s moves on the dancefloor? He serves some Fred Astaire realness.

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What is your relationship status?

Good question, my friend. 

Mostly single, sometimes being a good friend. But mostly single, keep that in mind.  

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How many TRUE friends do you have?

Oh, well... Hold on, can’t forget anyone... Di, of course... Young Brat... I mean, Bat, Damian, then there’s Cassie, my lil sugar ant, and Dancing Queen, sometimes Joey but y’know... we never know... can’t forget my pretty bird Lia and Amy. What can I say? Don’t hate me because I’m popular.

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ASK ME ANYTHING

JOHN

BENJY

DANI

GIO

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joeynotramone:

Você não dorme?! Nunca?!

First, it’s not the whole day. In case you haven’t heard the first time I screamed, it’s seven a-fucking-m! And second, camping has no point at all, the sole purpose of this whole trip is to torture us. Carpe Diem? Yeah, definitely, you’re mistaken me for someone else. Try Queen’s tent. Seriously, what do you want?

What do you mean? Got a solid 30 minutes. 

Exactly, dude! 7AM. Rise and shine! There are so much to do and so little time. Queen is at the lake, don’t tell me you don’t feel like pulling a prank on him... Oh, and there’s the treasure hunt! A gente tem que se preparar, é daqui a 2h e não sei você, mas eu não tô muito a fim de perder pros Rogers!

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 joeynotramone:

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John?

São sete da manhã! Seriously, get the fuck out of here. Daqui três horas você volta. Better yet, make it four.

Morning, Sunshine.

C’mon, dude, get off your ass! What’s even the point of camping if you’re going to spend the whole day sleeping? What happened to “Carpe Diem” and all that hippie stuff?