johnnyjoe

John / 25 / Orlando, FL

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[mens-rights-activia]

Omg why did my mom just text me this 😭😭😭

[iapislazuli]

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

[speedlimit15]

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

[weepinhell]

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[crossroadsbishounen]

[shikiimisaki]

[hxgrl]

[calciumfreebrain-deactivated202]

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.

[mosquitogirl]

[kristina100000]

we look good in pink and blue, you love me... maybe its true. u say baby how are you, im ok how about you

[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[pisboy]

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

my weed guy doesnt even have weed anymore, just hasselback potatoes. i cannot stand this fucking place

[supermariomamafucker]

theyre feeding me good at michaels

[boarofthenorth100]

Hey

[prince-of-goths]

Hi Horace, what have you been doing this winter?

[boarofthenorth100]

Mud