Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hi I'm Johnny and I like cats and snowboarding and girls and cars and stuff

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

me:  the stars are beautiful tonight

you: yeah

me:  you know what else is beautiful

you: (blushing) what?

me:  the moon.  the planets.  the rest of the galaxy.  i fucking love space

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[bryonycloud]

is this true

[thebootydiaries]

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

[toastbutteregg]

don’t question the facts

[brokenheartedcubscout]

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[jayce]

[outofcontextdnd]

“the box is full of…*rolls*…spiders.”

[gymafterwards-blog]

[theamericanpatriotpage]

- Eon Standing

[prettypassing]

DONT 👏 CALL 👏 YOURSELF 👏 BISEXUAL 👏 IF 👏 YOUVE 👏 NEVER 👏 FUCKED 👏 A 👏 BICYCLE 👏

[micdotcom]

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for newpussycat

[pherae-moved-deactivated2016122]

what’s newpussycat

[dicksoutsuggestion]

WHOA WHOA OOOHH

[johnzy94]

me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you'll feel better when you do it

my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy

[princxssv-deactivated20170324]

Please do yourself a favour and cut out anyone in your life that leaves you emotionally exhausted.

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

[dysfunctunal]

#STYLECHALLENGE

[swarnpert]

“communist countries have propaganda everywhere!!” meanwhile in the us there’s an american flag within every square mile, kids pledge their allegiance to that flag every day at school, and the us military attempts to recruit people before theyve reached the age of 13

[raychjackson]