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Hi ~ 1999 ~ Finland ~ me english good not ~ you can call me jP ~

[johspha]

I just bought a huge mf unicorn swimming mattress.

Am i going to regret this? Maybe. What if it breaks? I cry like strong woman i am. But i am going to be the coolest kid on the beach (lake) and weirdest adult.

[johspha]

had to order it again since they f*ed up my order. But i got 5% sale code even tough it was already on 21% sale. Win for me.

[johspha]

i finally got my package and hid it under small stool. Mom hasn’t seen it yet. The package is size of my dog and middle of my room. Well hidden. Now i am wondering how i can get 19kg package that doesn’t fit in any pack i have to another town on train.

[johspha]

Some piglets from pig farm we visited with my class.

[johspha]

I just bought a huge mf unicorn swimming mattress.

Am i going to regret this? Maybe. What if it breaks? I cry like strong woman i am. But i am going to be the coolest kid on the beach (lake) and weirdest adult.

[johspha]

had to order it again since they f*ed up my order. But i got 5% sale code even tough it was already on 21% sale. Win for me.

[johspha]

I just bought a huge mf unicorn swimming mattress.

Am i going to regret this? Maybe. What if it breaks? I cry like strong woman i am. But i am going to be the coolest kid on the beach (lake) and weirdest adult.

[johspha]

I love it how my mom jumps on every opportunity to call me fat. If i go on to scale she is always asking how much i have gained. If i say i lost weight she is asks how much i gained before it. She is making comments on how i look bigger even when i haven't gained weight. She should focus on her own weigh as she is 20-30cm shorter than i and most likely same weigh as i and i am slightly overweight.

[johspha]

My grandma when i lose 8kg: You are sooo thin you look like bone violin 

When i gain 8 kg back: You have gotten fat

[johspha]

Me: if i tease Remu by giving him a treat and pulling it away from him before he gets it, he might accidentaly bite when trying to catch it.

Mom: So he has started biting.

Me, an idiot, getting bit on fingers because of teasing my dog with a treat (who got annoyed for good reason) and having my fingers on the way: yeah, not even close.

[johspha]

My old boy.

[johspha]

Liking trail riding and being scared of moose and wild hogs is so great combination.

I was riding with my friend and i lost her somewhere in the forest. Great, well i just go closer to home with my horse since we were heading back anyway and i was too scared of going to find her alone and the horse i ride gets anxious when he knows we left with someone and now they are gone. I let the horse eat on the path close to home while i waited my friend to come back and there is this loud thump noise, both of us get spooked, it was just a cat jumping down from tree, no big deal. Immediately there is more thumping noises, fast and coming closer. We were both freaking out and my friend’s black great dane appears behind the tree where the cat had jumped down scaring the cat away. I was ready to let the horse go until i saw the dog and the horse was freaking out before figuring out that its just one of his ‘’herd’’ members. The dog didn’t know what was happening and looked us weird before going back to her owner. Took a while before being able to relax again even the horse didn’t dare to eat for while.

[scoutsmoocrew]

do you ever see any quirky or unusual (not unhealthy tho) behavior in certain cows? Or have you seen a cow ever do anything so weird that it made you stop and go "excuse me??? what are u doing???" Or are they generally just chill and lazy and not very quirky? :0

The Jersey Cow Tongue Thing. Jerseys are known for being tiny nutbars, but they inexplicably love to do this with their tongues and nobody knows why.

[johspha]

we were taught in school that cows do this out of boredom and i have seen other cows do this than jerseys.

[johspha]

Having permission to pet someones dog doesn’t mean you can just hug them.

I had a girl ask if she could pet my dog. Sure, why not. She barely let’s my dog sniff her hand until she is already hugging him. I know my dog tolerates sh*t very much (thanks to me and my brother doing stupid stuff to him for 11 years) and most likely won’t bite before trying to get away. Some dogs do not like strangers hugging them suddenly. Some do tolerate it and some do not like it at all and might ‘’suddenly’’ bite. If my dog would have been 4 he would might have bitten since he didn’t like others hugging him at all, even us, when he was young. Now when he is 11 he doesn’t really care.

If you don’t know the dog or get permission, do not hug them. You don’t know if they had bad experience with hugging/grabbing them, they might be scared of being picked up and think you are going to do it, are they aggressive when they feel threatened/anxious, they could get exited and think you wanna play and might bite/push you on the ground. Plus you really aren’t in the best position to defend yourself when on the ground if the dog decides to attack. THE SAME GOES TO LITTLE KIDS! Do NOT let them go hug someones dog without asking unless you are ready to pay the prize of your own stupidity. Some dogs can be more scared of small kids than adults.

[johspha]

Person can’t hold they dog on leash and lets their dog come to my dog’s face without asking. My dog growls because this strange dog just appeared in his face way too aggressive/excited and way too fast. 

‘’Oh, so it isn’t nice’’ 

You just let your dog drag you over here and go straight to my dogs face and my dog is now aggressive because he growled?

[johspha]

[johspha]

Something weird happened when we were spending night in our caravan with our dog. He started making throwing up noises at night and my mom yelled at me to take him out, so i did. When we get out he ran straight to small grass patch and started to gobble grass like he would die otherwise. It wasn’t even ‘’good’’ grass, it was 2 inch tall half dead grass with some small weed plants. I panicked and I really had to try pull him of and he normally comes when i call him. He did stop after i got him away from grass.

[johspha]

trying to force myself too put my drawings somewhere

[johspha]

Old sketch from 2014

[peterpipepicklepipepepper-deact]

Theres a very large minority of teenagers in the US that has no personality besides knowing memes. Say something and theyll start speaking in memes with questionable relevance to what you even said, like talking to a machine learning robot gone wrong or something. Its the reason why i started carrying a pocket knife at all times