welcome to the mess

eli - 25 - he/they - welsh

[trashmancer]

I was inspired by my last Gale and Tara drawing to do another one 💜

[trashmancer]

Another silver fox Gale drawing 🩶

[griffinisgae]

this was my 3am thought, if you even care

[maidthings]

this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

www.indeed.com search tavern wench jobs near me

[greelin]

that’s crazy. I hope your blonde boyfriend dies btw

[post-punk-post-twink]

i never know what to say when someone is embarrassed about their age

[mountaintuuna]

it would be an honour

[pointnclick]

[shamebats]

They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

[shamebats]

Me & my man getting our bi-yearly divorce so we can yell accusations at each other & then have a hot passionate extramarital affair for about 3 days before we re-marry

[shamebats]

May I introduce you to my 23rd husband? (it's been the same guy 23 times)

[junk-thunder]

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

[hansooyoungofficial]

(with hearts in my eyes) i hate him. he sucks so bad

[griffinisgae]

i've been suffering from aylin brainrot so here are my favourite screenshots

mods used + bonus below

mods:

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/8918 (many thanks to oathkeeperoftarth!)

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1824

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5564?tab=files

and bonus when you accidentally free a beholder:

[touchd0wn-boy]

calling him a pretty princess and it's an old man just standing there

[griffinisgae]

"oh not much, just putting together my club outfit hbu"

[stoner-butch-blues]

"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"

[griffinisgae]

what do they do on the internet - bg3 edition

Lae'zel: posts workouts to youtube, only takes ads from betterhelp, comments turned off

Karlach: tweets in all caps about what she's eating (inc pussy)

Shadowheart: reads hopeless romantic fanfiction

Wyll: posts aesthetic photos on instagram, is not class conscious

Minthara: posts rage bait in instagram reels comment sections, doxxes whoever replies to her

Astarion: instagram fashion influencer, rates birkins

Gale: beta reads wikipedia pages, tries to start a podcast

Isobel: writes hopeless romantic fanfiction

Dame Aylin: doesn't understand the internet, gets doxxed by minthara

The Emperor: 4chan

Jaheira: comments "beautiful ❤️" under facebook images that are clearly AI

Minsc: pokes jaheira