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idiots (affectionate)・[36/?] ⤷ 2.21 — “The Calusari”
Honestly the weirdest aspect of Mulder and Scully’s relationship is that they flirt harder the more disgusting or disturbing whatever they’re investigating is. Is there a corpse with a live frog inside? Let’s crack jokes and subtly imply how attracted to each other we are. What about a dead baby in a closet? Obviously that’s when we should have a barely coded conversation about Mulder’s dick, duh. Interrogating a sadistic murderer? Totally the appropriate time to eye-fuck each other over the interrogation table. Stuck in the woods being chased by mutated conquistadors? (God, this show is strange) Time to cuddle, joke about getting naked, and sing to each other. Could you be infected with a scary parasitic ice worm? Let’s feel each other’s necks up in the most erotic way possible under the guise of a medical exam. Truly no one is doing it like them and that’s probably a good thing
the liminal spaces of the x-files
Okay but these two together. DKS looking like she might die of heat stroke.
(gifs by @msr-files)
idiots (affectionate)・[4/?] ⤷ 1.04—“Conduit”
Been watching a lot of X-Files lately and he just keeps doing it
Dana Scully yelling "Don't think!" at someone is so funny to me. I know she really means "hurry up" but I can't help but see it as hatergirl Scully saying "Your thoughts are not required, imbecile! I have already done the thinking for you"
“hatergirl Scully“ 🥰🥰🥰
“I always said that the secret to the X Files was simply this: Mulder loves Scully and Scully loves Mulder.” -Chris Carter
THE X-FILES | 1.06 “Shadows”
I'm sorry I'm still stuck on the Emily arc because I am not coping at all, specifically regarding this 😭
You can see Mulder suddenly recognizing that this really is Scully's child. Same eyes, same smile, same mannerisms, same wariness giving way to a reluctant sense of trust. She truly is a mini Scully in every way and it almost immediately activates every paternal cell in his body like "omg she actually is a bite-sized Scully and according to the laws of our relationship I must now pledge my life to this baby because it's Scully's baby" and I hate everything about this arc now do not talk to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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What's your favorite creature from any video game world?
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the lumas from super Mario galaxy 🥰
oh WAIT actually like anything from Katamari Damacy lol
Sherilyn Fenn as Audrey Horne TWIN PEAKS (1990-1991)
CHAPPELL ROAN via Instagram — March 20, 2026
Fox "I do not gaze at Scully except I do because I'm a lying liar who lies" Mulder
THE X FILES 2.14