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forbiddnsky

how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out

eleionoma

🌱🐌 some very cottagecore things to do during quarantine: 🐌🌱

🍄 embroider old clothes

🍄 make your own soap or candles

🍄 bake pressed flower shortbread cookies

🍄 learn about foraging and edible plants

🍄 read/write poetry

🍄 make spore prints

🍄 learn to knit or crochet

🍄 make your own tea

🍄 put on your most grandma-esque outfit and do a little cleaning, maybe sweep away cobwebs!

🍄 bake bread

🍄 watch or read the secret garden

🍄 tea-stain paper and fold origami hearts with little messages for friends

🍄 create a playlist for a loved one

🍄 plant wildlife-friendly flowers

🍄 write letters and seal them with candlewax

🍄 start a flower-pressing scrapbook

🍄 write a song

🍄 make a moodboard

🍄 host a teddy bear picnic

🍄 make nature-inspired earrings

🍄 build a birdhouse or bug hotel

🍄 take a bath with candles, a homemade bath milk (see white rabbit skincare's recipe for vegan bath milk!), and petals

🍄 make a flower crown

🍄 watch adventure time or ghibli films!

🌻 most important of all, take care of yourself. wash your face in the morning. get dressed. change your sheets. be gentle and patient. stay safe<3

frogtowns

agenderness

What the NB Genders Do When the Teacher Says, “Boys on one side, girls on the other.”

Agender people: leave the room

Bigender people: aggressively run back and forth between the two sides

Demiboys: cautiously approach boy’s side

Demigirls: cautiously approach girl’s side

Enbies: awkwardly stand in the middle

Genderfluid people: scream

Gender neutral/neutrois people: stand on the wall in between the boys and the girls

Polygender people: awkwardly stand in the middle with the enbies

recklessmoss

𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖 𝚘 𝚏 𝚏 𝚝 𝚑 𝚎 𝚜 𝚝 𝚛 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐

𝚆 𝚑 𝚊 𝚝 𝚂 𝚒 𝚗 𝚜 𝚠 𝚒 𝚕 𝚕 𝚑 𝚎 𝚌 𝚘 𝚖 𝚖 𝚒 𝚝

aggressively-crying

y’know what vibes this is giving me?

tomhiddlesun

My roommate making eye contact with me after walking in at 3am after a bootycall, while I forage for bagged cheese in the fridge. No sins are spoken.

mchashimi

Some of my favorite lyrics from Love Yourself: Tear ♡

texting-bangtanbts

BTS being able to get millions of people especially those who suffer from self hate, singing and saying the words ‘I should love myself’, ‘I love myself’ or ‘I’m the one I should love’ and ‘I love me’ is honestly so important. This is one of the many reasons why I have so much love and respect for them, because of them I’ve learned to love myself more than I have ever done before.