Nerd: Classically Trained

Whatever cool shit I find on here that makes me squee or nerd rage. And a post here and there when I feel the urge. Fandoms to expect: Batman, Disney, Star Trek, various vidja games, etc. Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/jokeraddict0

[everythingfox]

Tofu

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[regionalpancake]

tags via @procrastinatorproject

So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!

A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:

The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:

[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]

And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:

Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:

And since Serenity was mentioned too…

Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.

And for those interested in a visual comparison:

(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)

TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)

[enigma-the-mysterious]

“man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun”

This is the analysis I am here for

[fangs-missing-tooth]

(i gave up giving up, i'm ready to go!) Hero Too - BNHA ep 86

[jokeraddict0]

I tear up every time I watch this scene! 1-A performing their hearts out and little Eri breaking out of her shell!! So good!!!

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[beaniethepretty]

that one famous Qifrey cover

[tuxedokit]

come play trampolines with me :)

[squeamishnerd]

Hey, Todoroki,...

… your infatuation is showing.

[miauiz]

normal girls 💗💗

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[yetanothergreyjedi]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

[headspace-hotel]

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

[just-your-average-shiz-student]

Wicked: For Good (2025) dir. Jon M. Chu / The Great Dictator (1940) dir. Charlie Chaplin

[ruinedchildhood]

[makiema]

you’re wrong.

[featherquilt1988]

I love that Zuko’s “father” becomes Iroh. 💖

[bethanydelleman]

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

[bethanydelleman]

[random-boi-500]

Just finished binging the first 3 Blank Canvas Fics and drew fanart!! (I'm thinking about doing a digital version of the first one )

I love izuku's gear and it was fun drawing him with it. I'd never drawn someone skating before so that was different.

@ja0-s-blank-canvas-fic (I know I'm a little late to the party but if you're still writing I'm still reading 👍)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[jokeraddict0]

Oh-m-g!!! You made fanart for me!!! I'm so happy! :D So sourcing and reblogging this. Super happy and grateful. It's so lovely! ^___^ Was there a particular chapter or part that inspired your fan art? I'd like to notate when you made this and when you were inspired. For context purposes like the others. I just love this so much! Thank you for taking your time to draw this! Super awesome. ;)

[chitsangenthusiast]

what he means: my first girlfriend sacrificed herself for the good of her people, and she didn't think twice about it. i saw firsthand what it meant to truly protect those you love, and in that moment i also experienced what it meant to be loved enough to be protected. but i wasn't ready. i didn't have enough time to say goodbye. she was gone before she fell back to me, and i knew it even before i looked for a pulse that wasn't there. she was heavy, until she wasn't, because i saw death happen in a way i never thought it could when her body vanished from my arms. i now know what it feels like to kiss a spirit, and it's the last touch i have of her. she sacrificed herself because she believed it was her duty, an expectation she felt she needed to face, and it should never have happened. but she got dragged into a war that we brought to her home. there was nothing i could do to protect her from its devastation, and i blame myself for her death.

what he says: my first girlfriend turned into the moon

[cugzarui]

what he means: that is so out there it is literally beyond my feeble comprehension and i have no idea how to respond and yet i can tell by your tone and expression this is something that has impacted you and yea that does sound like the sorta thing that would impact a person and it seems to have been a negative impact and i would like to console you somehow make you feel better and improve the relationship between us but even on a good day and with a normal subject id have no idea how to do that like what you just said sounds like something you should talk to a therapist about or maybe a priest or something but im not gonna say that i dont wana make you feel weird or isolated you shouldnt have gone through that and i would like to say its going to be ok but i dont know if it is or if this is the right moment to say that im sorry that happened to you

what he says: thats rough buddy

[catasters]

[ejiaarath]

me using the copycat machine but then the toner runs out: