dog i don't even know

what's up i'm joker i'm 34 and i have no idea what i'm doing back here but here i am. expect a lot of weeb shit because that's where my miserable adhd brain is at lately.

[jokerdesilva]

learning about how badly dc editorial is once again fumbling my baby child jason peter todd and how the new jason writer has explicitly and even proudly never read a jason todd comic is, perhaps, finally convincing me to write fanfiction for the first time in [loud extended dial up noise]

because goddammit someone has to treat him right, and if i have to shove a bomb into his brain stem and write fan fiction about it to do it, maybe it's me

[jokerdesilva]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fuck it, why not, chapter one. I want to do good and interesting Jason Todd characterization if no one else is going to!!!

[jokerdesilva]

learning about how badly dc editorial is once again fumbling my baby child jason peter todd and how the new jason writer has explicitly and even proudly never read a jason todd comic is, perhaps, finally convincing me to write fanfiction for the first time in [loud extended dial up noise]

because goddammit someone has to treat him right, and if i have to shove a bomb into his brain stem and write fan fiction about it to do it, maybe it's me

[jokerdesilva]

extremely contentious but accurate anime take:

toji vs gojo is the dark mirror of rock lee vs gaara, and there in fact exists a Spectrum of Guy with Toji at one end and Rock Lee at the other

guy who has no magic in a magic-based universe but learned the art of Beat Your Ass instead

determined to beat the breaks of a super privileged chosen one of his bloodline

loves One Woman deeply and intensely

skintight clothing

look into your hearts you know that i am correct

[derezzcartes]

[gaymattsharp]

when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

[scottiequeen]

[afloweroutofstone]

Way, way too real (source)

[naamahdarling]

We all need to get a LOT more comfortable doing this.

[lemuel-apologist]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Kill the part of you who cringes

No really

It's a fucking life skill

[forestkodama]

@saxifraga-x-urbium tags are correct

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[ladysomnambule]

IT’S NOT EVEN THE NEW YEAR YET

[isabelopaque]

cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

[fwizard]

[gayemo]

I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

[karvviie]

i need this butch so bad

[chillyfeetsteak]

[cerastes]

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[frontmansdefender]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

OH IT'S A NOSE

That took me way too long. Staring at the unsettling singular eye.

[flavoured-coffee]

Homunculus

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[hollow-keys]

A shot/chaser long in the making

[draconym]

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

[elvhenquyen-deactivated20250223]

Rook: guys I know what we can do with solas-

[stankhole]

i need someone who knows how to mod to make a mod that changes the lighthouse courtyard statue into the big red ball outside of target. or change the murals in the lighthouse to jpegs of the interior of a target

[punkryuki]