joker muppet

I AM NOT KERMIT THE FROG! i am a joker muppet

[jokermuppet]

i feel a kinship whenever i see a fellow friend in the wild with green hair! i wished this little guy a good day and caressed him gently before parting ways.

[the-muppet-joker]

Curious about muppet biology. The muppet hole is obviously a sexual organ, but you also refer to it as having teeth and being capable of digesting things through it.

Is waste excreted through the muppet hole as well, or is there another method of waste disposal? Perhaps when eating something like a hand or a large rodent, waste such as bones are collected and excreted through regurgitation in pellets, like an owl?

Are muppets capable of pregnancy regardless of sex? Muppets obviously have genders (Kermit being a man, M*ss P*ggy being a woman), but do they have sex characteristics other than muppet holes? Are muppets single-sexed?

Asking all these questions because I feel like I should know as much as I can before it is my time to enter the muppet transformation caves and transmogrify the wretched meat of my body into felt forever.

Thank you in advance!

Muppets all have muppet hole ONLY muppet hole. We are biologically uniform in terms of sex, which is part of the reason Trans Phobia is so stupid to me. Genitals do not exist for muppets, and humans ascribe far too much meaning to them anyway. Waste is NOT excreted through the Muppet Hole, and it is not used for digestion under most circumstances. That is for Special Muppets. We are a diverse species, if you can call us that. It would be like calling angels as a whole a species. In the Muppet Transformation Caves, you will finally look how you have always desired, so long as that is a muppet. Felt, wooden, clay, the puppet form is of your chosing. The perfect world awaits.

[jokermuppet]

feeling so understood in this moment.

[jokermuppet]

[jokermuppet]