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jokester227

This is why I love them.

thenamesjocelyn

jatel0-deactivated20150421

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keomoto-deactivated20141214

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

kreativegeenius

momentsbymarcus

trappunzelll

Look at KB coming through

kimreesesdaughter

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

iguanamouth

look at this photo of my stepdad

iguanamouth

look at these other photos of my stepdad

iguanamouth

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dentedhelm

HIGH QUALITY RARE POST REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

ugh-blog1

msnichxxx

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

yaramcokderinden

Make his dick hard not his life

drinoo

Break her bed not her heart

shindysbaby

play with her boobs not her feelings

naastygyal

Get on his dick not his nerves.

allurice-deactivated20170412

always salt your pasta while boiling it

blackgirlvevo

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father. Luke: Daddy Darth Vader: What the fuck

egrlfrnd-deactivated20231228-de

This has been my thanksgiving.

glitchnoiz-deactivated20210516

I was the frappachino

noodlls

ju-yan

This is the most beautiful gif set I’ve ever seen.

flowri

shortvideosandstuff

logic at its finest

wendell-or-something

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

therealraewest

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

That guy does a sweet slide though

fuox

#she might be the more instinctively sensible but we know who the one with rhythm is

cyborgsmanifesto

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

4velitta4

I feel like this could be useful in my future

jokester227

This helped me with something.

8bitrevolver

Retro Game Room Version 2 I needed to patch the walls and paint, so I thought I might as well change it all up.

23 different consoles and handhelds, about 450 old games. Framemeister xrgb-mini upscaler so it doesn’t look bad on a new tv, handmade custom MAME cabinet, and a fuzzy chair and fuzzy carpet :)

A lot of work, and a lifetime of collecting!

fujicucumber

And no girlfriend

8bitrevolver

In an incredible plot twist, I’m actually someone’s wife.

thegentlemangamer-deactivated20

blvckgeezus

Reblogging for that gif

theinturnetexplorer

God bless you Elan, you are my hero.

shitty-science

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

afrojabi

thank you for this

legalmexican

I need the equation you used for this

tehnakki

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

liberianbadbitch

I hate this website

bitchimightbey

This could be a SAT question

fantasising-about-escape-blog

ratbrick

OHMYGOD.

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

dirtinthenails

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

swanofmischief

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

radical-sin-deactivated20140212

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

enregize-deactivated20180729

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

arsenalqueened-deactivated20150

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

underneath-corktrees

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

murdock

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

girlyghosty

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

strawberryoverlord

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!