Today's Document
Janaina Medeiros
roma★
Origami Around
Discoholic 🪩
blake kathryn
if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
PR's Tumblrdome
Keni
ellievsbear
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from Iraq
seen from Malaysia
seen from Poland
seen from United States
seen from Morocco
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@jollyj0n
dude i can’t smoke that type of weed, it makes me turn gay. i’m not gay usually, just when i smoke gay weed. come over to my house, bro, i have normal weed there.
oh shidd… looks like i’m all out of normal weed :/ just got gay weed left. well, what can ya do? btw your cock is looking amazing rn
why did you guys give this shit 5,000 notes
omg tumblypoos???? has anyone heard of water??? its particles are so smol they are cute lil cinnamon buns???? & if you drink it cold it tastes so good???? it has no taste but like its so refreshing why is no one talking about this lol….
this post is gonna crawl out of the computer and kill me
on the internet no one knows
No one knows what?
no one knows
Pablo Neruda
"I WANT TO SING ALL THOSE SONGS YOU NEVER DEDICATED TO ME TO REMEMBER WHAT WE NEVER HAD."
Yall ever remember how fucking weird Dragon Age: Origins was ? You have the dragon blood cult, a insane lady wispering a poem about cannibals to you before she kills herself, after which you fight monster who is made of tits, and who can forget when you had to get involved in a feud between a talking tree and crazy nut guy who lived in the woods
That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about Dragon Age: Origins to dispute it
These are all accurate
How about forcing you to let your bf fuck a witch to keep the warden bloodlines going
I struggle uploading a 15 second clip of my bird but this MF added a whole 3.5 minute scene
Dog wants to sit next to human.
This might be the cutest thing I’ve seen all…year? At least all month?
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
We do not….I repeat,
WE DO NOT DESERVE DOGS
“Beam me up, human”
(via)
slap that pussy to pieces
this is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Sat on my face
So I guess I’ll start eating
Would you fuck an alien?
i own every mass effect game
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
he accepted ur cold drink!!
honestly I love this every time it comes around because, like. do you see the way the skin wrinkles, and how dull and puckered it is? compare it to the frog in the picture below: that one’s got a nice sheen, and looks almost plasticky.
the frog OP found was dangerously dehydrated, and with the heat index at 110 degrees, I doubt he would have found a source of water in time. he practically jumped into that little bottlecap, with almost no hesitation at the fact that a huge, strange animal approached him and had complete control of that source of water. that’s a desperate animal. OP honestly probably saved this frog’s life.
cats have to be very small but they are allowed to do as many crimes as they want. that's the deal they made with god
this is why lions and tigers can be imprisoned for their crimes: theyve broken the covenant
The fucking moment I learned about objection.lol I had to make this iconic discord chat into a court argument
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much
The bourgeoisie
a small boat in a body of water
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Small boat with water adding ice cubes.
Is the boat invisible?
No, it's just very small
