Once upon a time many chromosomes ago Papa Frank and Salamander man were jamming on the ukulele and ass flute when all of a sudden the dark lord Chin Chin appeared.
"Where the fuck are my sacrifices?" Chin Chin said, rubbing his nipples to Salamander Man's ass-tastic tunes.
He then wrote a letter to Pink Guy which contained graphic depictions of the obscenities he wanted, and he of course sent him some feces scented perfume.
Pink Guy enjoyed the perfume so much that he rubbed it all over his naked body and then proceeded run through the streets screaming "ey b0ss I habe de ass cancer"
Papa Franku had to put a stop to this, so he yoddeled seductively into the air, summoning ET 2
After ET 2 arrived and they and Papa Franku fucked for several hours, they got to work on their love child, and threw away all the condoms they could find so they were sure to get visual AIDS and have a child.
Then ~miss Klekas~ Dr Jean burst through the door shouting "y'all gon' learn today"
"Show me your little boy" she said menacingly to the newly in-love ET2 and Frank, who gasped and started literally screaming
" Olay!" He said whipping out his penis.
"TRIGGGGEEERRRED" The fedora wearing brony neck beard cried!
~klekas~ Dr. Jones's 410 pound body is too healthy as she trudges forwards and starts consuming ET2 with her folds
" ET 2!" She moaned breathlessly, "love me all through the night!!"
The thought of fucking ~klekas~ Dr Jean was so unappealing to ET that his penis inverted and he was no longer able to make sweet sweet love with anyone ever again, not even Filthy Frank
Frank was devastated at ET2's penis loss so he called for chin chin again saying "here's your sacrifice, asshole"
"Thank you" Chin Chin said, rubbing his testicles all over the bloody, and quite FRANKly amazing penis.
*orgasm noises* "Oh sweet summer memes I'm creamin' in my jeans" came a voice from seemingly nowhere, and then Eminem popped out of the closet covering everyone with his hot, gooey man milk.
"Let it go in my hole" he said with kawaii desu sparkles all around him and blushed when he say senpai franku
"Thank you senpai" he said inserting the traffic cone into his asshole, "it hurts but I do it all for you senpai!!!!!"
"How dare you are my onions not good enough for your love" Shrek cried onions shooting out of every orifice on his body
Eminem reared back onto his hind legs (he is a centaur) and tried to dodge the onions "Shrek-kun why are you doing this to me?"
"Because Chin Chin told me to!!" He exclaimed *looks into 'camera' like he's in the office*
"There are lines that you don't fucking cross bro this is just fucking disgusting" the Shawman exclaimed "y'all need to find a new lord and savior because chin chin is just fucked the fuck up!"
Chin chin look at the shaman with a sinister, sexual grin and said "nyesss" before preparing to enter the shaman dry, no lube
"Five fingers, no lube" chin chin said, but before he could protest chin chin shoved all five fingers and a lamp up his ass.
"Ooooh suguoiii," he screamed in both pain and pleasure. "Jajajajajajjajaja," came on ominous laugh from the back of the room as Profe walked forward revealing revealing that he has filmed the whole thing
Jordan, Benda, and Donovan were all fawning over Profe as he triumphantly held the video camera "my Spanish students will love this"
"Ooooooh yes they will!" They all exclaimed in unison, "we will make them love it"
And then mecha Hitler came and shot everyone dead saying, "you can't hurt anyone any more"
Mecha Hitler soon met mecha Godzilla and the two fell in love, softly caressing each other's wires
A shot story we made a while back
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