callout blog for myself

i know they're bad for the environment and it's for the best, but i'm gonna be really sad when plastic straws are gone, you know? i just really like them

[kalimaxxing]

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

[kalimaxxing]

not again

[internet-sentences-deactivated2]

[3liza]

finally a concrete example of a use case for the word "reddit" as a pejorative

[catchymemes]

[txttletale]

playing civilization v but looking up after every turn and shaking my head so everyone knows i dont agree with colonialism

[memeclassheroes]

[theweirdwideweb]

[yakourinka]

and the second is "be yourself"

[sapropel]

Rule #3 is that the electricity is more scared of you than you are of it

[toddcoward69]

Npc in Oblivion: By the nine! It’s the hero of kvatch! It’s a honor to meet you. I.. I love you.

Npc in Skyrim: DRAGONBORN!? So what your mother fucked a dragon?! LMAO!

[e8luhs]

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.

[anasauruss]

cat falling off table

2022

acrylic on canvas

30 x 40 cm

[lycanthrology]

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

[lauralot89]

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

[kelpiekosm]

everyone has pronouns dipshit it came free with your fucking xbox

[anxietyproblem]

[funnytwittertweets]

[taespingu-remade]

[filmnoirsbian]

There's an influencer couple somewhere remodeling my dream victorian house into a suburban minimalist nightmare right now

[bandydear]