Apr 21, 2023
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Another JoJo shitpost blog at your service
Mar 30, 2023
Mar 30, 2023
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Mar 30, 2023
My mum: You should go out with your friends more often
Me: Naaah, I got things to do
The things I got to do:
Mar 30, 2023
they might got matching ones
Jul 26, 2022
a lot of my issues wld be gone if i got a hug from jonathan joestar. i feel like he gives the best hugs on the planet. no one else can compare. if he gave me just ONE hug i would immediately be healed i wld be normal again
Jul 26, 2022
Missing Jonathan Joestar hrs
Jul 26, 2022
jonathan is a guy who whenever it happens to rain and he spots little worms and snails and slugs out on the pavement he crouches down to pick them all up and safely place them back into the soil nearby and of course he says hello to each one he lifts in his palm
Apr 16, 2022
Jonathan Joestar deserved a much happier life and ending than he was given. No, I don’t take criticism. He was going to be so happy. I will always hate Dio for ruining my precious Jonathan’s life. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. 😤😤😤😤😤
Jan 21, 2022
Jan 21, 2022
I know it was the 1800's or whatever but I really think Jonathan ought to focus on his mental health a little bit more
Jan 21, 2022
JONATHAN BABY HEADCANONS PLEASE I WANT THIS MAN SO BAD 😫
HAVE YOU SEEN HOW FUCKING MASSIVE THIS MAN IS - HIS BABIES ARE THE SAME. PARTS 1-3 JOJOS BABIES ARE VERY FAT AND HUGE.
I WOULD HATE TO HAVE YOUR PUSSY BECAUSE THAT SHIT GETTIN TORN TF OPEN. Jonathan's breeder balls only make fat and huge babies within 2 seconds he gets to cum inside. Jorge II was a struggle for Erina, she was in labor for a good 15 hours because he was just so massive and fat. And Jojo wants to make sure you're eating good, so he's feeding you all these rich foods and satisfying your cravings. That baby is coming out packing heat.
His babies def look like him. The second they came out, they all had dark hair and smiled like little angels. You can sneak in some of your genes in there, but it's all joestar right there. Especially when they hit puberty and become MASSIVE. You gotta flex you pushed those babies out. Oh and...Victorian families...Like a lot of kids...
Jan 21, 2022
I came out at 10lbs 2oz, so im just imagining how massive my and jonathans babies would be. Absolute dough babes
My god. Your poor coochie
But that pillsbury doughboy baby is gonna be very cute
Now thing of this - thats like average sized for a pillarman.
Jan 21, 2022
No I don’t do
No Jojo January
Jan 21, 2022
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Jan 21, 2022
Thinking about having my tiddies played with by Jonathan. He'd be so shy about it but after many reassurances, he'd dive right in. Softly squeezing, pinching my nipples, relishing in the quiet moans and gasps I make. He would lower his mouth and suck on one of my nipples, his hand occupying the other, those blue eyes never leaving my face. I think he'd play with them for hours, teasing me to no end. Just ☺☺
Jan 21, 2022
What if... I had both super action figures of Jonathan Joestar and Robert E. O. Speedwagon... and made them kiss
Haha jk jk... unless?
