shots, shots, shots- everybody!

Jonathan Thatcher. 27. Full-Time Club Owner/Part-Time DJ. Twin. Father. Uncle. Brother. Open Relationship with Rhiannon Astra.

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[heavensghost]

my mood is literally always either ‘haha I don’t care about anything’ or ‘ if I can’t be beautiful then I should just die’

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Blue Mountain State (2010-2011) Created by Eric Falconer and Chris Romano

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andimarshall‌:

Andi couldn’t believe what she was seeing. Brow crooked, bag tucked under her arm, and her lips pressed into a deep frown, she stood there in disbelief. “Jonny? The fuck?” Of course she couldn’t have been sure as to what he was up to but everything about what she had witnessed set off sirens. “Please for fuck’s sake tell me you’re headed to wash your hands. Please.” She blew air out of her nose and swallowed before unfreezing from where she stood. “You’re the reason birds die.”

Oh shit... Oh no... This is bad. This is a really, really bad time for her to catch him being a dick. Fuck fuck fuuuuuuck. Ever since meeting Andi, he couldn’t stop thinking about her. He’s talked about her a few times with Rhia, who has encouraged him to try things out with the beautiful woman. Unfortunately, Jonathan Thatcher is a major idiot and douchebag who may have just messed those chances up. “A-Andi!” he stammered, trying to figure out how to redeem himself. Yeah, he’s got nothing. “Listen, I... I was totally gonna go pick that up and properly dispose it. And I was absolutely going to go wash my hands!” Lies. Not even the gods can save him now. What a fucking tool.

[facetsofalifestilllearning]

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outfit for my niece’s preschool graduation

[d3monicas]

anyone else feel like god is just toying with u however he pleases . he thinks hes so funny . well im about to be hilarious

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me about to commit blasphemy

[jonathanthatcherismss]

Maybe he should have done this inside. But it’s too late now. After “hanging out” with a couple buddies of his, Jonny was wandering out of the apartment complex. Unfortunately, he forgot to take the condom off inside and fuck, it’s tight. Ouch, ouch, ouch! Heading off to the bushes, the coast seemed to be clear. Keeping his dick inside his pants, he took off the condom and threw it to the side. Very bad for the environment. The fucking asshole. Whistling, he turned around and was about to head off to his car when he stopped in his place. Oh shit- did this person just saw him? No no, play it cool. Don’t be suspicious! D-Don’t, don’t be suspicious! “Oh, hey there! Beautiful evening, yeah?”

[jonathanthatcherismss]

“You know how fucking rude you are? Very rude. You ghost me for a few days and then are all ‘Hey, what’s up? How’s it going?’ Like, girl, that’s my thing. Stop stealing my thunder, Astrid, damn.” Despite his pouting, Jonny was really happy to see the blonde again. It seemed as if it’s been forever since he last saw her; About damn time he got a taste of his own medicine. Reclining in his arm chair in his new apartment and eating some ice cream, he tilted his head slightly. “I sure hope you’re gonna apologize for abandoning me for so long. You broke my heart there, Tri. I’ve been crying myself to sleep every night since I last saw you.”

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msambergoodman‌:

Amber stopped the first nice looking person. “Hey, you!” she said, wrapping her arms around the other and pulling them in for a hug. As she pulled back, her eyes widened as she tried to keep a smile on her face. She had no idea who the person was, but she didn’t have very many options at the moment. Amber whispered softly to the person in front of her, “this guy has been following me for five blocks and he won’t leave me alone,” she said in-between her teeth. “sorry,” she muttered, feeling terrible for roping the other into this. “you ready to go?” she tried to say loudly so the man would hopefully hear so that he would leave her alone, but also hoping that the other would play along.

Did he hold any complaints over suddenly being hugged by a beautiful girl? Nope, absolutely not. The fact that that wasn’t a thing that happened more often was actually quite a tragedy. However, the girl seemed really freaked out. So while Jonny did have his dickhead moments, he was quick to feel protective over this girl. “I gotcha,” he whispered before grinning brightly. “There you are!” he exclaimed loudly, returning the hug. “I was starting to worry about you. Did you forget to check the time again? Silly goose, you.” Keeping his eye on the stranger that had been stalking her, he lowered his voice: “Okay, is there anyone I can call who can come get you? Dude is a major creep and I’m ready to fight him.”

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noahxgriffin‌:

“Hi.” Noah gave a forced smile at the person sitting at the bar, mostly because he needs the tips. He grabbed a wet rag and cleaned the surface bit before putting the towel in his back pocket. “What can I get you?” he asked before snapping his fingers. “Actually, before I do that, I’m going to have to see an ID,” he said, raising an eyebrow at the person. 

“Wha- an ID?! Trust me, I know the guy who owns this place. And my drinks are typically always on the house.” Did he know the guy who owns the bar? Yes. However, it had been a guy he’d gone on a date with and then ended up ghosting the morning afterwards. Oops. OKAY, so Jonny’s a bit of an asshole. Sue him. Actually, please don’t. The guy is poor and needs money to raise his daughters. And to continue his bad habits. So please no suing. Sighing softly, he took out his wallet and showed off his ID. And his really bad photo. That had not been a good hair day for him, that’s for sure. “Fiiiine, you win. But no jokes about the hair. That was years ago and I have finally learned how to make my hair look good.”

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CLOSED STARTER FOR @jonathanthatcherismss​

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knew Posey that she was gullible and open playing field when it came to jokes, pranks and overall teasing. She also had a light and easy tongue so if someone was good at manipulating all of these secrets she tried so hard to keep could come rushing out at a moments notice no matter how hard she initially tried. This is what made her perceptive to Jonny’s playful and overall harmless teasing that he did with her to either extract information about her brother or to just mess and be a little bit of a shit stirrer because that’s just who he was. Seeing his presence in her shop she couldn’t help but smile and wonder what he might be up to this time; “Well well well, look what the cat dragged in-… I’m going to guess you aren’t here to buy flowers?”

Oh Persephone Mitchell. So sweet, so innocent, so fucking perfect to mess with. Of course, Jonathan tries to not be a major asshole with the younger girl. Her bright blue doe eyes practically breaks his heart and he’d hate himself if he were to make her cry. But unfortunately, he is him and he messes with everyone. Sooo... Unfortunately for Posey, that included her. No matter how much her adorable eyes have such an effect on him! No favourites! No mercy! Okay, a teensy bit of mercy for the blonde. Skipping into the girl’s flower shop (wait, is he cheating on Meredith and her shop? Oopsie.) with a bright grin, he waved maniacally at the girl once she spotted him. “Rosey-Posey! Oh, you little angel, how I’ve missed you. Wha- I am hurt. Why would I not support my second favourite blonde-the first being Rhia, obviously, but do not tell Aurora that you’re higher than her on the Favourite Blonde Scale-and her flower shop? I wanna buy some posies from the lovely Posey.”

[rob-pattinson]

jogia: “Cause you all say I never smile. Here’s proof. Now leave me alone.”

[jonathanthatcherismss]

Incoming phone call: Aurora & Jonny

Rora: No, I’m not out of my stash. Look, I’ll give you the rest of my stash if you do me this huge favor, alright? I fucked up last night and now I’m at the Dayton jail right now. I need somebody to bail me out. Please, do me a solid. I couldn’t call Dex or Laurel. Not a fat chance.

Jonny: ...

Jonny: *starts to burst into loud laughter. he laughs for awhile before taking a deep breath* You adorable little dumbass, you. *continues his loud laughing*

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Incoming phone call: Aurora & Jonny

Rora: Jonny, pick up....please. It's Aurora.

Jonny: Oi, what's up? Please tell me that you're not already out of your stash. I'm running low and haven't been able to buy some more. And I do not trust Scotty's new pretty boy that's helping to run his gig, that's for sure. Have you /seen/ that curly hair? Spells out "trouble" to me.

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#they are so cute