jon

[sylestial]

[pukicho]

Here's my little white son named Craigg

[pukicho]

I feed my white son clear broth

[stariwei]

[cryptotheism]

Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??

Yeah sure

[lakevida]

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[502-tachibana]

my husband is dead i dont want to remarry i only want war click here to see my peerless technique

[robotfuckerconfessions-2]

“Robot pussy tastes like wet pennies” and I’m all about that money!!🔥💯

[pjackk]

Wtf is the point of the tutty fruitty flavor when it just tastes like bubble gum wich btw there is already a fucking bibble gum flavored jellie bellie for your information i think the giys making these must be kind of fuckinf stupid from time to time

[vedurnan-archive]

[himejoshibutch-archived]

i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[jaymilepland]

Big mouth

[karvina]

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

[carmelcup2]

[evergreenmonster]

happy pride month btw

[magicfriend1000000000000000]