Mercedes's Mishaps

Hiii! My names mercedes and I ship a lot things, love tattoos, head over heels for my boyfriend, will never change my url 😀 and reblog whatever catches my eye! I suck at tagging stuff so my whole blog is a rollercoaster 😍 Enjoy 😘

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

what the fuck

[ringingofraevolution]

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

the lighting section of home depot

stairwells

[doomgeneration1995]

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

[midtownsparker]

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

[ravenclawpotter13]

- the clothing section of Sears - stairwells at hotels

[cucki-in-me-deactivated20150522]

[pervkinksex]

I fucking dare you:)

[lovewomenwithstrapon]

Go for it I’m horny ;)

[haveit12]

Ready!

[giveit2me10]

I will respond to your mail

[beachboy713-deactivated20181220]

You know I do.

[sissystaci69]

I always answer my superiors

[cowardlydawg-deactivated2017020]

@antonyflemming

[tattoos-and-modifications]

[internethistory]

[torgoooo]

[diishii]

[tattoos-and-modifications]

[johnglenstevens]

#DrPepper #JohnGStevens (at Pleasant Grove, Utah)

[pokec0re]

[diabeetus001]

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.

Patrick killed a lot of people.

[foxbabies]

and then things got unholy

[fyeahthatssoraven-blog]

[industrializes]

That’s So Raven ✌ Disguises (part 1)

[bitchonne]

Michonne being happy

Michonne being cuddled

Michonne being loved

[arpleiadian-blog]

[bl-ossomed]

Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

Fav

[masqueradehfx]

The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

[furyokus]

[clockworkpriest]

So Donald Trump had a rally in my town today, and apparently some of his supporters who couldn’t find room to park at the venue parked their cars in the graveyard across the street -on top of the graves-. 

Who the fuck does this? Who the fuck in their right mind would desecrate what might potentially be a family’s only link to their dead loved one? I thought Trump’s followers were ignorant at best, but this is bordering on depraved. There is no way you couldn’t have known you were parking in a goddamn graveyard. And for what? To see some orange balloon flap his fucking lips? Fuck all of you. Fuck every single one of you. 

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

#if a donald trump supporter parked on my grave i would come back to life to bitch slap them

[gokuma]

from Raw Story:

“There was trash everywhere, where they had driven over numerous stones,” said a local firefighter, John Meckley. “Fortunately, not all were damaged, but there were rows and rows and rows of headstones that were driven over.”

[jasoncanty01]

oh my God

[omgs]

when you hear the ice cream truck coming

[jongtaesextape]

C ~

To be honest my boyfriends name is Cody and I love him so much ❤ Cant wait to move in a few months and get cats and cuddle like every night 😍😍

[emowesanderson]

pros of having a vagina:

no one knows when you are turned on

cons of having a vagina

your underwear knows youre turned on and so do you for the rest of the day

you have to use a mirror when you think something is wrong with it

chunks of your uterus coming out

bleeding

more bleeding

CRAMPS

when you think youre done bleeding but youre not

[katherinehaslam]

Here is the full version of that remix everybody has been freaking out over.

(Credit: Logan Mashups on YouTube)