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Hey guys do I. Actually have to do it
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
More, please.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.
A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.
There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.
An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.
A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.
A typo walks into a bra
But when I say I love her, I mean it.
OK but she still looks like a model? What about the rest of us who don’t have the “right” body? Easy for her to say don’t worry about it.
Because she’s fucking survived an eating disorder? Because beauty standards in the western world - especially in modelling and hollywood - say she’s less attractive because she’s not white? Because being beautiful doesn’t mean you FEEL beautiful, and because she puts her money where her mouth is and is a FIERCE advocate for doing away with the shit that means she theoretically has it “easier” bc of her appearance, because no woman should be considered better than another based on their appearance?
Don’t be a DICK, maybe.
Not to mention Jameela also lives with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, which is hell on your joints and makes acting—a highly physical job—even more difficult. And yet, she’s thriving. She’s amazing, and just because she’s thinner than average doesn’t mean her body is perfectly abled.
Imagine showing that much of your ass about a disabled WOC who survived an eating disorder speaking up about unrealistic body standards.
Hell, even if she hadn’t dealt with all that shit, using her platform to talk about unrealistic body standards is what we expect everyone to do if they’re being a good ally. She’s not even an ally – she lives in the trenches.
ugh.
She was also hit by a car in her teens (iirc?) and was told that she would never independently walk again, so she used a walker for a period of time. She’s spoken pretty openly about the way being visibly disabled (as opposed to less visible/invisible disability) affects mental health because of how able-bodied people don’t see disabled bodies as fully human. She looks how she looks now – admittedly so stunningly gorgeous that it’s the running joke on TGP how hot she is – but she’s not just an ally talking out of her ass.
She also demands in any promotional material she does that she not be photoshopped, no covering up her stretch marks or skin bulges over the sides of her dress and stuff. She’s out here living up to her word and I applaud her for it
I don’t know how to explain to people that you don’t actually have to hate every bit of positivity?
So many people on this website tear literally everything to shit and then wonder why we all have horrendous mental health.
THAT ^^^^^^
cute couple things i’ve seen on campus this semester that make me want a stupid boyfriend
girl and guy were sitting on the same chair with the guy behind her only he was hugging her waist and fast asleep on her shoulder while she was working on her computer
saw this couple across the street from me waiting for the bus. the guy did the thing where he pretends to look for something in his bag and pulls out a finger heart instead
in the hallway i watched this girl run up to her bf and he gives her the biggest hug and goes “see told you you’d kill your presentation” then kisses her forehead
girl sitting next to me in the library has been grinding on an assignment all day (like i’d have been in the library from 10-3 with breaks in between for classes but she’d been sitting there the whole time) and her boyfriend would come in every few hours, put down food or coffee on her table, kiss the top of her head, and walk away without a word
in one of my smaller classes (probably around 30 people) this guy’s phone rang and he sprung up and left the class to answer it. usually profs don’t care if you leave class but this one is really small and he knows all of our names/faces, so when the guy comes back in the prof asks if everything was ok. he has the biggest grin on his face and says “yeah, sorry that was my girlfriend. her flight took off right before it started snowing so i was worried. she’s okay tho.”
was sitting outside and reading when it was warmer and i could see this couple sitting under a tree a little ways away from me. the girl was laying in his lap while he was on his phone. suddenly i heard an alarm go off so i look up and they start switching places so now he’s laying his head on her lap and she’s reading sitting up. it happened twice more after that
Im-
Adorable
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me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
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character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
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character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*
me:
Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*
Me:
Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*
character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*
me:
Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.
This is my favorite tik tok of all time
The fact that the audio is so slightly slightly out of sync in places is sending me.
Snape: I found this ‘Marauders map’ in potter’s possessions. Do you have any idea what this is?
Remus:
In case anyone was confused…
Nice. I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.
This is the kind of teamwork I like to see. Well done, everybody!
!!! WARNING, EVERYONE !!!
IF YOU SEE THIS IN A YOUTUBE AD MUTE YOUR DEVICE AND SCROLL UNTIL YOU CAN’T SEE THE VIDEO SCREEN ANYMORE.
This is an ad about animal cruelty that has very loud screaming of dying animals. Also flashing, graphic pictures of said animals, like a dead chicken or a pig biting a wired fence.
It’s about thirty seconds, the screaming starts 10 seconds in and the ad isn’t skippable.
It can trigger panic attacks and cause your anxiety to skyrocket, and it’s just generally a very disturbing thing no one should see.
I’ve only seen a warning yet, haven’t stumbled across this before despite using YT a lot but for the love of God please be careful. Here is a link to that video but ONLY WATCH IT IF YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SENSITIVE TO THIS TYPE OF CONTENT. I’m merely giving out the link so you can report it and I wouldn’t advise any of you actually watch it.
YouTube what the fuck
Gross it’s a PETA ad too, Incase anybody is tempted to watch the video anyway because “it’s a good message” know that PETA spreads lies and has compared farming to the holocaust as well as claiming drinking milk causes autism so don’t believe anything they say
the original post is from today (nov 28, 2019), so this is still extremely relevant. stay safe out there.
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Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
Don’t come at me about the Bible and homosexuality if you’re using it to justify your homophobia. I will demolish you.
Also, for some cultures including early Christianity, sodomite could very well have ment someone gravely inhospitable, as the sin of Sodom was inhospitality and not anal sex.
I wanted to talk about that too but I was running out of tweets I could put on a singular thread 😅 thank you so much for this addition!
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I’m reblogging this partially because it’s frickin awesome, and partially for future reference, cus yeah the evangelical community is really scary to be in as part of the LGBTQA community
People keep asking for the links on the thread, so, here’s a link to the thread.
Whoa this is one of the BEST things I’ve ever seen!! And I learned a lot from it which I can tell my LGBTQ+ friends so that they can also destroy someone with this knowledge! Thank you so much for making a stand!
This was some hella good stuff here. I knew there was corruption with Bible verses and such but wow this was supremely informative!
I’ve reblogged this before, but I always feel like someone might need to see this.
I have debated posting this, and it is still way beyond my comfort level but maybe it’s good to be vulnerable. I am unable to listen to soon you’ll get better, it’s too hard. This is my story and it would mean a lot if @taylorswift ever read it .
Myself, my daughter and my mom had an incredible bond! We were known as the Filson girls. I’m a single mother so my mom was my support, we did EVERYTHING together. Last summer we had tickets to see you in Toronto. On August 4th, which happened to be my birthday! We participated and got the special code for pre sale. The night before my daughter came down with an extremely high fever! Had no choice but we couldn’t go! Thankfully ticket master was kind enough to refund my money, I was blown away! We couldn’t miss you though so I bought us all new tickets to see you in Detroit a few weeks later! I have been to a lot of concerts! This one was one for the books! Thank you for giving us an incredible memory!
On New Year’s Eve we had it planned to have a Taylor swift party and watch the Netflix concert! It was so fun , we had pizza and candy and partied! On New Year’s Day my mom wrote on her Facebook saying thank you for the best New Years ever and posted a picture of the concert saying, concert relived! It was also the first NYE I had off in 6 years.
For the whole year all we did was listen to reputation! I got my mother who was 58 hooked on you! My daughter and I had been fans for years!
January 2nd I got a knock on my door waking us up. It was the police, there was a horrible accident and my mom has passed away. Life has never been the same, I still feel so empty and broken. Our relationship was some what I think you have with your mother. My daughter loved her more than she loves me, I swear! It’s been a nightmare. The last thing the three of us did was watch your concert at our Taylor swift New Year’s Eve party!
I have to be honest, I couldn’t listen to reputation for a while, it was too hard! I can now, my moms favourite was I did something bad!
It breaks my heart she isn’t here to hear your next album and come to the next concert with us! We have had it planned since your last one.
It’s extremely emotional for me but I have to let you know! I hope you read this! Thank you for giving us memories to hold onto forever!
❤️
@taylorswift @taylornation
Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh
TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
*soft dad snickers*
Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him
This is my friend Ron, he's amazing, and HE DROVE ME HERE
I fucking knew it!