Potato

28 years old male potato from Puerto Rico

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[bitchycode]

So basically 2020 is cancelled

[harrisonfords-deactivated201211]

[lukecastellan]

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[bigdipper24]

I’M SHAKING WITH LAUGHTER

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

My wish for all my favorite characters

[theodoredimas]

A needed addition

[grungegoths]

[reginaldqueribundus]

this is the funniest headline I’ve ever seen

[kimberlyannharts]

I wish I had the same amount of optimism that the people who are theorizing Amy Jo Johnson will be in the Beast Morphers Dino crossover ep have

[twerklina]

[asthecrowtherflies]

[swankydesserts]

I went to a 90s themed party last night

[piesandswords]

it’s a cup cake

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-blessed-hot-fa9]

my food in the microwave

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[ninathebored]

[illinicoise]

The Godfather (1972)

[aichu-dechu]

Y’all need to watch Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse, it’s a trip.

[lentilswitheverything]

If anyone was wondering those subtitles are 100% accurate

[sugarpkts]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

I keep telling kids at work they can read manga and watch anime for free online and they’re like “but that’s illegal” and I’m like. Trying to find a way to tell them that it doesn’t matter without being a bad influence

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

When I was in middle school we watched anime episodes in three part videos on YouTube and no one gave a damn about the law