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⛈ellie/20/usa/cis/queer/white ⛈

[chilledmilk]

yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

[chilledmilk]

im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon

[roachpatrol]

english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport. 

‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand. 

the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*

american wizard: six beers

[chilledmilk]

@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best

[jumpingjacktrash]

thank you my patronus is a monster truck

[systlin]

I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[korra]

awkward how reassuring i find this

[womensstudiesofficial-deactivat]

well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women

[vickorano]

“Speech fillers” are just a human’s way of saying “wait a sec I’m thinking”. It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.

[askclint]

Fun fact: even Deaf people and ASL users have a “filler” and depends on the person. Sometimes it’s almost like a wave, other times it’s wiggling fingers.

[mineralfinder]

norville rogers, the typical young woman

[vzmp3-deactivated20210522]

tbh i think a lot of straight people being ‘clueless’ are just them adamantly denying gay people exist

[vzmp3-deactivated20210522]

i’ll never forget that woman who went to buy a bed with her wife and the saleswoman would not accept they were lesbians even when they said ‘we’re married’ the saleswoman had a pained look on her face and asked ‘friend-married?’ they’re not clueless or stupid they’re just monsters

edit: stop commenting ‘that’s just stupid/ignorance’ or whatever else, making a very conscious decision to deny gay people exist around you isn’t ignorance it’s homophobia and i’m sick of everyone saying ‘that’s just ignorance’ as if it makes it any better!

[ronniesnark-deactivated20170613]

“No.”

[wardenedalistair-deactivated201]

iconic

[ihaveabatundermyhat]

this was some moment. when he starts listing all the women in his life you just know that he’s gonna follow that up with literal shit pouring out of his mouth

[halfstable-deactivated20190928]

lol dude even had the balls to go “why not?” 

[ithelpstodream]

[fieldbears]

tattoo this on my flesh

[systlin]

I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. 

“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.” 

If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them. 

[rocketmermaid]

IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM

[systlin]

Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron he’s Tumblr famous now.

[systlin]

Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.

[lynati]

Excellent.

[ithelpstodream]

[cheappussyweaves]

WELP.

[criticalthinkingmaybe]

tbh that person just ended the entire discourse

[loveistheessenceoflife]

Mhmmmm

[joon-shine]

i forgot about making one of these posts i changed my url and my avi so - formerly exoxiumin now joon-shine

[reveretts]

[pixiebutterandjelly-deactivated]

“Stop turning superheros into social justice warriors.” They’ve always been sjw.

[bimbo-bear]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that both superman and captain America were created by and for Jewish people and as a symbol of strength for minorities. Cap was literally created to punch nazis.

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[brightb-vt]

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

[did-you-even-make-a-sound]

Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.

[solar-nexus-blog]

Reblog every time.

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

…

[ijustwannastarve]

There are 4.5 of you…seriously. Reblog

[skoesoh]

some of my favourite emo quotes

[prince-taekwoon]

prince taekwoon’s second giveaway

To celebrate both Admin’s and Taekwoon’s birthday I decided to do another giveaway! (Last giveaway was during Eternity era..)

Rules:

must be a Starlight

must love Leo

must follow prince-taekwoon

to join, simply reblog the post

you can reblog as many times as you want, but please, don’t spam

A lucky winner will get Leo’s first mini album “Canvas”. (brand new, of course)!

There will be also an additional prize! 

Tell me what VIXX, their music or the members really mean to you and what impact do they have on your daily life. You can simply write your reflections down, but other ways (like drawings, poetry, pictures) will be also appreciated! I’ll chose the most touching one and present the winner with a small gift.

start: 08.10.2018

end: 29.10.2018

Please don’t hesitate to dm me if you have any questions. (⺣◡⺣)♡*

[kingkishou]

I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.

[nowherebloom]

Anne Hathaway, Audra McDonald and Raul Esparza in “Twelfth Night”

[theburialofstrawberries]

#rbing this feels like rbing like. the mona lisa. like its just too iconic

[chadorf]

happy hongbin day! ♡ 180929

[officialrovix]

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